"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

/ˈskitˌsoid/ adjective (psychiatry) 1. denoting or having a personality type characterized by emotional aloofness and solitary habits. :.warnings:.:.SPOILERS.:.:(mentions of) depression, [GRAPHIC] (mentions of) self harm, mature themes, (mentions of) suicide, (mentions of) murder.:

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

"Daniel, your failing my class you need to find a tutor" Mr. Lester says. "Will a blowjob change my grade?"

"So are you a zombie or something?" "No, I just really like the taste of humans." *** Yoonmin and other ships. Portuguese translation: @zincostan Spanish translation: @CreepyGirl02 German translation: @Nayoko212 French translation: @aKAOxz and @Dooly_94 Italian translation: @ Ele_Potterhead Polish translation: @_skuggi_ Vietnamese translation: @rongtrashy

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

Is it cheating if it's the same man but different personalities. Date started: 2/04/17 Date finished: never lmao sucks to suck