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My Clumsy Valentine by silverbanneret
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"A rose for the lady," a voice said. I looked up to see hazel eyes looking down at me. A smirk plastered on that very familiar face. Callum Ross. My jaw dropped and every person in this room gasped. I composed myself and looked back down to his hand. He was holding a single rose. "Alright," I said, "who paid you?" ------------ The File is something Callum Ross takes up as a game. The File has the names of the girls he has already slept with and how long Callum has took to make them fall in love with him. It was all just a game to him. Well, he is known as the playboy and heartthrob of their school. What if his best friend challenges him to target Felicity Lane? And who is Callum to decline this very "challenging" challenge? Felicity Lane. She is the typical nerd of the school. Also known and bullied for her baggy clothes, thick glasses and best of all, her clumsiness. With Valentine's Day coming up, she watches her best friend, Quinn, get bouquets of flowers and tons of gifts. Of course, along with that she also hears all the profanities screamed at her for being "too ugly for valentine's". Felicity didn't care. She hated Valentine's Day. But what happens if the hottest boy is school, Callum Ross, gives her a single rose? *as cliché and predictable as it can get* © All Rights Reserved 2014. ~~Fabulous cover made by @foreveryoung_09~~ Started: February 15, 2014 End: March 5, 2015
The Tom and Jerry Tale. by ofcreations
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You'd think from the names that Chad and Brad are most likely brothers. You would've been right if brothers constantly try to choke each other, prank each other and can't stand each other for more than a second. Chad and Brad - as much as they hate their names being way too similar - are arch enemies. With pranks, insults, comeback and death glares, they try their best to mentally annihilate each other. But, when they have one common goal, they have to work together to acheive it. PS: LOVELY COVER DONE BY SAM!! @littlemissweirdo28 My favourite comments: @wolfborne says: *tries to spam votes on this chapter even though i cant* i seriously can't wait for this book to get on the top ten on humour wtf this is so good what even @littlemissweirdo says: I NEED COMEBACK LESSONS FROM CHAD OH MY GOD THIS IS PURE GENIUS. @Kuro_Inori says: YAS CHASASSY FOUR LYF @IrisOfTheCat says: UPDATE FAST I'M ENJOYING THIS SO MUCH HIGHEST RANKING: #719 IN HUMOR. COMPLETED. ALSO CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL!
PEZ by SurferBren
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There is absolutely no way to write a summary for this story. To see what I mean, just click read. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. And you probably won't ever want to eat candy again. Enjoy!
Less Than Three by DarcyVance
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Sometimes <3 means like. Sometimes <3 means love. Like the emotions it represents, sometimes <3 gets complicated. Fifteen-year-old Summer Day has a plan for the perfect school vacation until her mom drops the M-bomb on it. She wants Summer to do something 'M-eaningful' this year. Could anything be more meaningful than gossiping with best friend Madison or hanging out with perfect boyfriend Brady? Summer skirts her mother's demands by promising to construct a website - then launches a secret blog instead. But when the most annoying boy in the universe keeps showing up in embarrassingly intimate situations, Brady grows jealous, and Summer turns to her blog readers for help. They devise a plan but everything backfires when the boy she thought she'd always hate reveals he knows the stories behind the stars, the lyrics to all of Summer's favorite songs and the s'mores-lined path that leads straight to her heart.
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE by Cherry_Cola_x
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A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver
It Started With A High Top by xThePineappleGirlx
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Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025] [[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]
Better Than Revenge [Unedited - 2012 Version] by TheFlamingPopsicle
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Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world's female population, but to Sophia Hastings, he might as well be the newest addition to her hometown's local zoo. Sophia is a young, aspiring actress with big dreams who swears having to work with Christian Ryder wouldn't be worth all the fame in the world. Christian is a cocky womanizer whose world is turned upside down when he realizes his new leading lady just so happens to openly hate his guts. Is it even possible for Christian and Sophia to learn to get along long enough to make a movie, or will hatred, scandal and childish games destroy their careers? *** My eyes widened and I randomly exclaimed, "Oh, my God!" "What?" "Christian, thanks to you, I now understand what people mean when they say you're dark and handsome!" Christian looked smug. "I knew you would eventually." "They mean that when it's dark, you're handsome!" The smug look on his face disappeared. "I hate you." *** Contains some spoilers to Kidnap My Heart.
That Nerd  by xThePineappleGirlx
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|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan