my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

this is genuinely the worst thing i have ever written. if you want to read the remake im doing with be more chill instead of phan go to my ao3 it's shemeanswell :) in the meantime if you want to read this Wretched Thing knock yourself out!!! literally knock yourself out before you make the mistake of reading this please. also sequel is not on hold sequel is Dead and will never come Thank you bye swiggity swot, dan thinks phil is hot. phan summer camp AU. no triggers that I know of. if you are triggered by any of this please message me and I'll add a warning. you will also get free.. socks... {SEQUEL ON HOLD}

Highschool au Dan's POV COMPLETE - Phil is the new boy at Dan's school. He's so mysterious and captivating, and no matter how hard Dan tries to ignore him, Phil keeps popping up everywhere. And Dan can't help but feel like everything Phil does and is is worth a song, a story, a painting. Anything. But Dan is no good at those sorts of things.

Phil is the new patient at an adolescent mental health unit. A young Dan is told to keep an eye on him but apparently, not caring causing things to go down hill. Will Phil get better, for Dan, as well as himself? ~ COMPLETE ~ BOOK ONE ~

Phil is awkward lonely bisexual and doesn't think he'll ever find the perfect friend. Until Dan who is awkward depressed, gay and feels the same way moves in next to him.

first you inspect me, then you dissect me then you reject me. i wait for the day that you'll resurrect me.