An unlikely tale of odd affection and baffling fondness between a pair of outcasts in a ramshackle orphanage comes to be plagued by tragedy when they move away to the green idleness of Scotland. Six years scuttle by, and all that was promised to remain simple is replaced by the ugly misfortune of dirty secrets, traumatic yesterdays and Phil Lester's forbidden feelings for Dan Howell.

Every morning, Dan goes to have a bowl of cereal, but there's never exactly the same amount of cereal in the box as he leaves it the morning before. Someone's been eating his cereal, and he's going to find out exactly who it is who's eating his cereal. Word Count: 3k