,...me and my friend was messing around voicing different CHARAters and so well this book is now here THIS IS MEANT FOR HUMOUR AND THERE WILL BE SWEARING AND RRAANNDDOOMMNNEESSS?! #199 in knuckles on 16/12/18 - HOLY FUDGE #197 in knuckles on 12/1/19

"will you show me da wae?"

Cake.

What My Boredom Leads To

It all starts one day in Starbucks, Donald trump was drinking a Starbucks drank when Barck Obama came in to get his free coffee then Obama spotted Trump and walked over to see him sucking the straw to hard. Donald stops sucking hard on the straw and looks up, with a duck face trying to seduce him with them. Barck Obama was flustered when he saw this... But he went to him and asked him on a date to McDonald's. That's when it all starts. Highest awards!!! [They just keep coming!!] 🎖#3 in Barck Obama (or once was lol) 🎖#14 in Sinning 😱 🎖#22 In Donaldtrump 🎖#4 in presidents (Shouldn't be proud but I am.)

Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

Gouda and Mozzarella are madly in love. But Mozzarella doesn't know she's not the only one. Cheddar is Gouda's other girl. Who will Gouda pick? 34th hottest book about Mozzarella.

Donald trump and bob duncan come together at last, their love flourishes and they go through the twists and turns of life, together. <3

Dan Howell was dating Phil Lester, the multi-millionaire, who wrote a book, even made an app, all by himself, because he was a Gangsta and he didn't need no help with nothing. Dan started feeling lonely, like he had lost his lover, so he hired a prostitute, Obama, to 'help' him through his problems. Then when Phil discovers this affair, things get steamy.