An AU a la the movie Bedazzled. Patrick is a bored high school student who just wants someone to take him away from all this bullshit. Pete is the Devil, AKA Lucifer, AKA Beelzebub, AKA big trouble, who just wants... Patrick. Link to the original story: http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/473276.html

Pete is a two hundred year old vampire Patrick is a shy highschooler (Also some dank Trohley for your soul ;))

Patrick is your typical troubled teenager. Depression, anxiety, low self-esteem, etc. He's also gay. His mother decideds to put him in therapy in order to help him through this. His therapist happens to be the short, sweet, and unbelievably sexy Pete Wentz. There's an undying connection between them from the first session, but neither is willing to admit it. Will they ever admit their feelings or will they forever keep it under lock and key?

Pete is rationing his pills. Patrick is cleansing himself with peroxide. Both are in danger of themselves. ~TRIGGERING FOR SOME INDIVIDUALS~ Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/nostrilartist/playlist/06cHJTd13X6fsHLOe8YKLU

Fantasy prone personality. That's what they're telling him. It means he can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy. Pete doesn't believe them, Patrick is real. Unfortunately, no one believes Pete. No one other than Pete Wentz has seen or heard of Patrick.

Patrick is a demon in hell, assigned to bring a little hell on Earth. Pete is on Earth, but with his life, he may as well be in hell maybe a demon is all he needs for his own kind of heaven TW//Self harm & mention of suicide/suicidal attempts cover art found in Google, credit to whoever drew that work of art, I only added words

"wh-what's going on?" "the police are here to shut this thing down." "who gives a fuck? i'm totally kidding i respect the police." edited by backwiththemadness

Subject 208: Vampire. Real name: Patrick Martin Stump. Subject 208 was found when he was fourteen years old in an abandoned cabin in a patch of woods outside of Chicago, Illinois. He was discovered by Doctor Brendon Urie of the Wentz Laboratory. Doctor Urie brought Stump to the lab with intentions of discovering more about Vampirism. Dr. Wentz decides the young vampire doesn't deserve to be there anymore.

Patrick recently moved to a new school and immediately hits it off with the popular kids. He was scared at first, because you don't see that many gay guys wearing skirts nowadays. When you become popular, you gain a reputation. And typically popular kids go out partying and they drink a lot. And they have sex a lot. So that's what Patrick does, just to fit in. When you become popular, you typically aren't taken for a smart person. And when you become popular, your secrets spread around the school like a disease. What will happen to Patrick when his darkest secrets unfold? What friendships will he lose? What mistakes will he make?