[this is a work of comedy and in no way is meant to be taken seriously] Vanessa Smiths has a complicated life. After having to leave home and live with her aunt and uncle (the Greens) for the summer because her mother doesn't have enough money, craziness ensues. Can Vanessa survive a summer in a small town, a stranger...
Imagine the second you're born, a consultant removes you from your mother's grasp and runs a battery of genetic and physiological tests on you. Thirty minutes later they give you a score out of one hundred which denotes your level of perfection. If your score is above eighty and you work hard to maintain that score yo...