story of a girl who waited for ever. ««« dear ever, you know that fate is playing games with you when the same tragedy happens twice.

"You see I was kinda sorta maybe running for my life and the laundry shop was there, so why not." "And? That doesn't actually give me the explanation why the new hot guy kissed you and whispered something that made your face look like a tomato." "Well, I fell into his dirty laundry and kinda sorta maybe dragged him with me? The plus side is I became captain underpants the defender of your lower area." »»» Clumsy (adj.) - Awkward in movement and handling things. Well for Elise, clumsy is an understatement. After all she became Captain Underpants.

"I don't know who you think you are coming here, and acting like you don't care about anything. Now listen here Princess, because I'm not going to repeat myself. Here's a couple of rules that I'd like to enlighten upon you. Number one, you do not talk back to me. And two, you don't mess with me or the rules," his breath fans my face and I close my eyes. The proximity between us was terrifying. "I've dealt with many bitches like you, so I suggest that you follow those rules unless you want to end up like them," - he leans in. His mouth lingers near my ear, "used." ... "... You might think that you run this place, but you do not run me. Understand? And the sooner you understand that, the better it'll be for the both of us," I warn staring right into his eyes before walking away. I was more than amused by his dumbfounded expression. I stop, and turn back around, facing him, "And one piece of advice, know what you're fishing for before you start fishing. What if you find a shark and it reels you in, instead?" ⇒Highest rank: 1 in Chicklit on 01.08.16

"Hello" "What?" "Umm is this the helpline?" "Helpline?" "Yeah is this it?" "Oh yeah, umm Good evening and you're calling this helpline I don't know why, what's the problem?" ***** ©Handwritting [book 1 of Speak series] Cover made by: Me Started: 04/05/16 Completed: 02/20/17 Highest Ranking: #60 in short story (October 19, 2018)