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LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. Remember: I don't own any of the jokes or banats here. I just found them online.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say they are not going to make it easy for her. One nerdy girl. Four perverted boys. One History lesson every Friday. What could possibly go wrong? *=*=*=* Warning: There's gonna be dramaaaaa [Completed] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

HIGHEST RANK ACHIEVED: #2 in TEEN FICTION!!✨ COMPLETED and PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM!! ❤️ I know some of you might say that the title says it all. But let me tell you that this story is beyond of what you think. This story is not the typical nerd story that u know. This is different. Thank you!! Respect. NERD noon DYOSA ngayon By: Alysa Viernes Atleast, kahit hindi totoo, napaniwala niya ako na hindi basehan ang itsura sa pagmamahal. Walang pangit, walang maganda. Walang matalino, walang mayaman. But it hurts to think that that was all just fantasies. All of those were just written on books at nasa mga movies lang. Life is reality. And there's always a trick behind every magic. Ipinapangako ko, babalik ako sa Pilipinas ng malakas at walang inu-urungan. Many people might say that revenge is for the people who can't move on---no. Revenge is for letting them taste their own medicine. Not being evil, just being fair. I'm not a bad person. I'm a damaged one. A severely heart broken damaged person who was hurt by the man of my dreams... "Sa panahon ngayon, maraming imposible na ang nangyayari. Kagaya nalang nang pagbabago ng isang pangit na naging dyosa. Pero ngayon na moderno na ang panahon, marami parin na nangyayaring tradisyon gaya ng 'arrange marriage'. Paano magiging dahilan ito sa buhay nang ating mga bida? Sa kabila ng mga mabibigat at mahihirap na suliranin, magiging happy kaya ang ending?" Alysa Sanchez Viernes ©All rights reserved 2016 This is a fictional story. This is an original and not a copy. NO TO COPYING! PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME!

[UNPUBLISHED] "Why did you have to leave me?" His voice is full of sadness. I'm unable to look at him straight in the eyes. I ran away. I ended up not marrying him and it was the worst decision in my life.

PUBLISHED "Hey, buddy! Massage mo nga ako! Faster!" Utos ko sa butler ko. Wala lang, gusto ko siyang asarin. "Gawin mo mag-isa mo. Hindi ako utusan." Bored na bored niyang sabi na nakahiga pa talaga sa kama ko. Ang walang-hiya. "I hate you!" He chuckled. "I love you more." At saka siya umidlip. Ugh! Bwesit! started: Nov 2014 finished: March 2016

"Hands down one of the best books I've read on Wattpad! I absolutely love this story! ❤" - DilettanteAmateur Lennon opened her apartment door to find Kade standing on the other side. He wore a bored expression, his hands in his pockets. His whole appearance reeked of hard earned casualness. His dark brown hair was carelessly pushed off to the side. He had dark eyes and handsome, defined features. "Hi," she said. It was one thing to see his face in the magazines or on TV but another thing to have him standing at her front door. "Please, come in," she said after a brief pause. "Let's get some things straight," he said, breezing past her without a polite hello. "I'm not your friend or your buddy and especially not your boyfriend. Everything I say to you when we are "together" will probably be a lie. This is a job, not a relationship. And lastly," he turned and looked her up and down coolly. "Don't fall in love with me." "Got it. Would you like something to drink?" she asked, a bright smile plastered on her face. One year. One year and Lennon will have the music career she has been working for. For only one year she has to put up with Kade Matthews, lead singer to America's number one pop band and newly reformed play boy. Or so that's what his manager says. Lennon is Kade's answer to moving beyond his past. Can Kade be Lennon's as well? "This book has been breaking down so many cliches I'm impressed 👏👏👏" - Yokuwakaranai "This book was a breath of fresh air! 💕" - ToryJasper "This book is amazing and their feelings toward each other were played perfectly and at the right time. ❤" - SurabhiiiA "...I just wanted you to know that your ability to write realistic and interesting characters that make you want to go 16 hours without sleeping(as I did) is an amazing gift..." - triplem010314 #1 in Girl Power #1 Clean #2 in Fiction #3 in Chicklit #9 in Teen Fiction #8 in Romance Started August 12th 2016 Completed Dece

Highest Ranking: #14 in TEEN FICTION. E D I T E D & C O M P L E T E D . Underground City. Where mafias, assassins, gangsters, and spies legally devote themselves unto.One world with four different organisations where they concern themselves into. Paano kaya kung mayro'ong ilang mga kabataang naayos at nagulo sa makatutal ang kanilang mga buhay nang sila'y nagkatagpo-tagpo? Will it be for the best? Or maybe not? Kung sabagay, sabi nga nila . . You don't get to choose your own destiny. The one and only who's capable of doing so is the father up high. * July.05.2016 - Aug.28.2017 English-Filipino.

~The Four Bad Boys And Me~

After being dumped by her boyfriend because 'she's too much of a prude,' straight-A student Dana Ferrer enlists the kissing tutorial services of the Good Kissers Inc., made up of the three campus heartthrobs. She chooses notorious Campus King, Andy Guzman, to tutor her, thinking she can ace their lessons and have her ex crawling back to her in no time. She soon realizes she's not immune to Andy's irresistible advances. Nor is Andy oblivious to Dana's charm, which reminds him of someone from his past. Will Dana and Andy break the rules and fall in love with each other? Or will Dana opt to play safe and choose someone else?