-|all is fair in love and war|- "Why are you so nervous?" "I-I'm not nervous." "Then why are you shaking? Surely you're not a virgin, I mean with a body like that..." "And what if I am? A virgin that is..." "Then may god have mercy upon my soul." Ranked #287 in Humor and #305 in FanFiction

-| this was their fairy tale ending |- "Remember when I used to call you Slut Dresser?" "Yeah... I remember." "We should name him Slut Dresser." "We aren't naming our son Slut Dresser." "Why not?" "Because that's just begging for kids to pick on him in school. We might as well call him Slut." "It isn't that bad...." Book Three in the Shiver Series. You'll be a little confused if you haven't read the first two... Book One: Shiver Link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/16271044-shiver-n-h-%2B-h-s-punk-harry-book-one Book Two: Burning Up Link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/19118284-burning-up-n-h-%2B-h-s-sequel-to-shiver-book-two Ranked #206 in Humor and #321 in Fan-Fiction

❝the world is not a place for happy people like me.❞

Prove to the world who you are.

In which Harry owes Niall money. ©Copyrights 2015 Smiley_Miley_

"He likes you." "No he doesn't, he doesn't even talk to me and I know he hates me." "How do you know he does?" "Because, when we make eye contact, all he does is give me blank stares." "Aw, how cute!" "How the hell is that cute!" "Because it means that he is trying to deny his feelings for you Niall." "Uh huh, sure, whatever." © 2015, all rights reserved 1DNarryStoran__ highest rank: #71 in Romance

The most painful kind of love is one that is unrequited.

❝Harry, he's 17, you're 21, what are you? Some kind of cougar?❞ “Manther, actually.” “What are you, some kind of manther?” “If I like having sex with younger partners, then I guess I am.” “What are you getting yourself into?” “A relationship.” « « « « « « • » » » » » » In which 21 year old, Harry Styles, a famous music producer, starts having a meaningless relationship with 17 year old Niall Horan. It started as just for pleasure, for both of them. Along the way, Harry found himself falling for Niall, but he wasn't sure if Niall felt the same way.

"When you say you love me, know I love you more and when you say you need me, know I need you more boy I adore you." ©Copyright 2015 Smiley_Miley_

Sex. Nothing more nothing less. ©Copyright 2015 Smiley_Miley_