This book is a list of ways to tell if you're a hardcore Pokefan or not. Key word: hardcore. Not all of these will apply to you, but most of them apply to me, so enjoy anyways! (Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or the image used in the cover)

• • • In an alternate undertale universe called Altertale, a goat monster attempts to help her younger brother fit in whilst facing conflicts that question her existence. Stressed out, she goes and practices knock knock jokes on a door in the middle of the forest to herself. However, the unexpected happens. Somebody came. • • • ~ Characters do not belong to me but to Friisans on Deviant art and Toby fox~

нιgнєѕт яαик ♥ #7 ιи ѕσяιєℓ {under heavy editing} »➖❯❤❮➖« ❝knock knock❞ it all started with a giant door that separates the ruins from snowdin. ❝who❜s there?❞ they would often share jokes with each other for the entire day until the sun sets and the moon rises on the unseen surface. but now, this is their opportunity for a formal introduction from each other in person. they were really anticipating their meeting and were struggling in a state of nerve-wreck. looking back at that memory is a sweet thing to cherish; the recollection of these unforgettable moments creating a stronger and more passionate bond between the two as they commented on and on about their past lives and experiences. they continued sharing lighthearted chortles, vivacious with each other❜s presence and genuineness. toriel closed her eyes and released a small smile of content, euphoric that she got to meet someone as outstanding as the skeleton perched beside her, reciprocating the delighted feeling. ❝i still cannot believe that we are living in this privileging situation. it just feels . . . soriel,❞ sans joked along with a perfectly timed punchline, earning a burst of cachinnation from the goat. the skeleton joined in the laughter, substantially ecstatic that he met someone as amazing as her. he felt so happy just by being around her, and that is the light that motivates him and pushes him further into sparking his goal with determination. his goal is to make her happiness everlasting and real. ❝is that ❛soriel❜ pun a concoction of our names now, sans?❞ a bit flustered at that point out, he retorted with a grin, ❝yes, it is.❞ »-❯❤❮-« υи∂єятαℓє © тσву fσχ ιт fєєℓѕ ѕσяιєℓ © ℓιgєιαℓу ❮ ℓσωєя¢αѕє ιитєи∂є∂ ❯

After Frisk broke the barrier and freed all monsters, life has been hard for humans to cope with their new friends. But even if life is hard trying to suit their new lifestyle, everyone will stick together as long as they have the boss monsters sticking around. Ever since Frisk became the ambassador of monsters he has been excruciatingly trying to get the word out that monsters do no harm. But after a few weeks on the surface, two monsters have feelings for each other. They both can't express their feelings, but it's only a matter of time until they fall in love with each other and start a new life together. A life they won't forget.