"you know, cigarettes kill you." "but my dearest frank, you see here, that is my plan." [slow updates] [ all rights reserved excluding the characters : frank iero, gerard way, mikey way, and any other band members we might've mentioned ] copyright © 2014-2015 | mychemicalnomance

What is the best way to keep a secret? "Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding" - Lemony Snicket. It turned out that Snicket was painfully correct. By the time I reached P.E. after lunch on Monday, it was tipping over the edge of eighty degrees, and my red hoodie had been stuffed in the back of my locker since Brunch. I'd lost count of how many people had gaped at my arm with shocked expressions and open mouths, curious voices unsure of whether or not they wanted to know the answer asking, "Did you cut your arm?" By third period, I'd gotten so fucking sick of repeating the same excuse that my sarcastic asshole side had leaked out. So, I'd been responding to my classmates appalled questions with something along the lines of, "Yes, I cut myself." There was a kind of sick humor to it - technically, I was telling the truth. Not that anyone would ever know it. Cover cred to RazorbladeKissesx

So I had this idea to write a crack fic so I did enjoy (this is the stupidest thing I've ever made, I love you all)

When Dean Winchester moves to yet another new school a mysterious boy in a trenchcoat immediately attracts his attention but will Dean be able to win him over and help his little brother at the same time? This is an Alternative Universe of Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak in high school, with Sam and Gabriel featuring as well. Please enjoy, thanks everyone! xx

Takes place after blood of olympus includes: Rubbish spelling Awkward smut that's weird Moments that I find cute Nico di Angelo

Sherlock is bored as usual. He needs JAWN ACTION for...erm...SCIENCE! Yes. Anyway, I suck at descriptions so just read. Contains Johnlock and rated I don't know because I'm making it up as I go along. Maybe it will get porny ;)

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser. For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it. Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him. Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.

(boyxboy) That one where the popular guy gets dared to ask out the outcast.