"I designed Mrs.Perfect, not Mister!" ©AtomicWeekes 2015

Dallon is a Curatrix, a guardian assigned to watch over a child on earth. Charged with protecting a child named Brendon, things are ok at first. But, as Brendon grows up, he becomes ungrateful towards Dallon. When Dallon finally has enough, he becomes human to show Brendon how hard life can REALLY be. Cover by @hbufrnk

A senior in high school, 18 year old Brendon Urie is practically an adult. But not so mature. He's never had a job, never done anything for himself, and with college just around the corner, it's time he finally started getting his life together. Warning: Use of Vulgar Language, Violence, Suicidal Thoughts and Actions

"Dallon, why are we lying on the floor?" "...We're bonding." We all have that silently eccentric friend that makes our lives a bit insane. But Brendon doesn't mind 'insane', so long as he gets to be with Dallon. (One Shot AU)

"Who's the twerp? Is that your brother or something, Bren?" "Uh, no. This is Da--" He felt a small pinch on the back of his hand, he had to hide the wince from that pinch. The little shit is actually taking advantage of his situation. "T-This is my sister's son, uh... Darren." "Nephew then. Weird. He looks like Dallon." *Completed*

Brendon Urie is just another cocky, worshipped celebrity. He has to admit, he loves all the attention, so even he's shocked when he ends up falling for the one person who doesn't exactly worship him. The one person who had never heard of him, and thought he was completely overrated. Yeah, Brendon loves attention, but he might just love this boy even more.

Un coup de foudre: "a strike of lightning"; love at first sight. Until the words "there is a new student joining us" are uttered, Brendon Urie is completely alone. The new student, it turns out, is a French psychology nerd by the name of Dallon Weekes, clad in dark-toned scarves and deep pockets to store all the pills he's taking. Placebo, he tells them. No one questions it. ~MAY BE TRIGGERING FOR SOME INDIVIDUALS~ Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/nostrilartist/playlist/0rGFsSVddT2zciP31MOMkv

{COMPLETED} forehead: is this dallon weekes? dweekes: why the hell is your name forehead? forehead: because i have the biggest forehead in the world dweekes has gone offline forehead: what did i do?

/discontinued/ brendon is 26 and desperate. dallon is almost 18 and depressed. brendon messages dallon. dallon messages back.

"Drive the car." "Wait, who the hell are you?" "Satan. Now DRIVE!" Dallon bringing home a stray puppy in his apartment already got him scolded by his landlord. Bringing home a runaway groom from God knows where is something he'd get killed for.