The Wizarding World isn't done with Harry Potter yet. Seventh year had been a mess for the Golden Trio, and with Hermione's pleading, it's back to Hogwarts they go for an eighth year. Only, they aren't the only ones with hopes of making up a disastrous year. Enter wronged Hufflepuffs, uncomfortable epiphanies, a lack of pining for one's supposed The One... Dragons and Snakes, broken bottles, haywire spells... A snarky blonde-haired ferret with uncomfortable feelings, and a tired hero willing to give second chances... Hogwarts is in for a treat, and the adventures probably won't (or can't) stop there. -•-•- (And if you adore the new cover, all my thanks go to @infectedz0mbie ! )

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?