⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ Burns, Comebacks, Jokes, Pick up lines. Come on, comment and vote! It's the full package! Updating everyday!😀 STILL TRIGGER WARNING DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERED EASILY! The jokes in this book are not meant to offend anyone, but obviously it will because it's 2017 and everyone is offended by everything😒 Anyway enjoy!😄

heyyyy, wannna know what this is about huh!? it is a book of: insults comebacks Pranks And sarcastic remarks so, ENJOY.

"Please, I don't deserve this. I didn't ask for any of it!" "Well he asked for you." Blindfolded, gagged, tied up and thrown in the back of a car and ready to be delivered to the guy that desired her, Blake Collins, Nora's day did not go like she planned. A normal girl would cry and beg to be sent home but Nora finds herself growing closer to the guy that pulled her away from her life for him. Will she end up dead in a ditch like most people, escape, or fall in love? Did I mention Blake and his 'group' have a little secret? Highest Ranking: #20 in romance. Also yes, some parts are inspired by Twilight and the Vampire Diaries, it's inspiration. Enjoy.