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Ready for some brand new funny texts? Funny Texts 2 is finally here!

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3

Hello people who are reading this! We will take over your puny brains and turn you into something awesome like floating chickens! I'm warning y'all. Don't run and hide because we will make oatmeal cry. Do you want to make poor innocent oatmeal cry? No you don't. But if you think this is another cliche lovestory, then go away and read something else. This not for 'normal' people.

Me: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

In this book, there are hilarious comebacks that you'll wanna use! Some I made my self! If you use these comebacks, let me know ! Make sure to vote 🤗 and Feel free to suggest comebacks for this book by messaging me. thanks for clickng this story ! you won't regret reading this 👋🏾

Stupidest Jokes You May Ever Hear (show some love, like and comment.)

memesssssss ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ: this book is really old and contains memes from like 2015. proceed at your own risk 💀

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and meets a strange winged boy who pulls her into a magical world she could never in her wildest dreams have imagined. Follow Hailey in her adventure as she learns more about her true heritage and discovers things she never would have believed before. (COMPLETED) Featured in Wattpad's magazine, Wattzymag. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2013 and 2014