Matt and Edd have always been close friends, and whenever Matt got hurt, Edd would give him a kiss, claiming that kisses heal. Now close to a year later, Matt does the same thing to Edd, whenever down- but things get a little out of hand in discovering who they both really are. [Matt WILL become a vampire in this due to him being turned into one in an Eddsworld episode] (This short romance story is going to show over time how Matt has changed, whether it be his personality, feelings in general for Edd, how he's matured, etc.) [MATT IS TOP. EDD IS BOTTOM. LEL.]

A night of Tom's usual hard drinking and a sudden visit from Tord sends the two into a spiral of a love-hate relationship. #TORDISTOPTOMISBOTTOM #SORRYNOTSORRY / Literate short story, there IS gay 'love-making' in it so read at your own risk / / Strong language / / Matt, Edd, Tord & Tom are all around 19-22 years of age. /

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.