They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. "Finally, I've done something right." Sequel: "Shinobi" Rewrite of: Red Skies (2013)

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha. (Rewrite of Haruno By Name, Hoshigaki By Blood) BETAs: @OfCloves and rrage (ff.net)

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU Rewrite of Stumble (2013) Cover by: @SkyKnight_ BETA: @OfCloves

Naruto Uzumaki isn't who he seems to be and when a mob of villagers who are trying to hurt him, follow him instead, they along with the rest of the village get the shock of their life.

What if minato and Kushina didn't die? Will Naruto's life be better or the same or even worser than before... Naruto have a younger twin sister, Mito, she acted as a angel in front of everybody but she been treating her own brother badly. Mito is disgusted to have a demon as her brother and was said by the villagers that she was the child of prophecy. After hearing that, she became more arrogant. But of course, she always have her 'mask' on her and only take it off when it was someone that she hates. Naruto was wearing a mask like kakashi that covers his mouth, he didn't want the villagers to hit him again. Under the kyubi's teaching, Naruto could be says to be the strongest shinobi. But he kept quiet, and was dead last of his class. Never did anybody see how he looks like under the mask, ugly or cute, the student have no idea. There was a anbu member, named fox. On the bingo book, the top 1 of every nation. He was to said to be as fast as the yellow flash, as strong as the sage of six path. He was called as the killer beast, but what the villager didn't know is that fox is a boy name Naruto uzumaki

*****Orochimaru's Curse***** Insanity reminds me of an assassin... It's quiet, deadly, and sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Insanity also reminds me of a disease, it's easy to gain, but not so easy to get rid of. Insanity is a silent killer, it's brings down you, your friends, family, and comrades. It truly is a fearsome opponent. Ryo was only 9 years old when the Kyuubi attacked Konoha. After a long, grueling battle, The Fourth Hokage and his Wife were found dead, their eldest son left to mourn. After 1 year of looking after his infant brother, Ryo leaves Konoha for a training journey, promising to return after a couple years. When Ryo returns, his relationship with his brother is terrible, but both brothers want... No, need this bond. Both brothers, desperately trying to form a bond of brothers, before their lives, and the shinobi world, pull them apart once again... ----------------------------------- My descriptions suck I know... Warnings: -possibly vearing off original plot -Contains no Yaoi or Lemon: any love will be appropriate for people 10+ -There will be very minor cursing: That's pretty much it, any other warnings will be mentioned in book as plot continues

They failed, and they weren't proud of it either. With nobody left to save, and nothing left to do, the three men have given up all hope. Obito and Madara and merciless, and show no signs of stopping anytime soon. Death after death, battle after battle. They're tired, and they're done. They thought they'd already fought their hardest battle, but it turns out that the war was just the beginning. Shot back in time with the help of Kurama's hidden jutsu, they find themselves faced with the faces of loved ones, and with the task of stopping multiple tragedies before they happen. One slip up and their whole plan could fall apart. Will it, or will they save everyone? (A Time-Travel AU)

After getting into a fight, Konan turns the boys into girls to show them her point. How will the guys react when they found out they're not flat chested anymore. "Keep your legs crossed Hidan, its rude!" Will Hidan ever learn manors? Probably not. ^-^ read and review or whatever! Discontinued

It's been two years since the Danzo incident. Two whole years since the members of Team 7 have had any interaction with one another. But when an emergency letter is sent from Suna informing them that Gaara has been kidnapped, they are quick to return to the Sand village to save their Kage. One thing leads to another, and soon, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi are tasked with stopping an organization bent on achieving world peace. But it's becoming increasingly clear that thing's aren't the same as they were before, so how can Team 7 unite the Shinobi Nation against a growing threat when they all seem to be drifting farther apart from each other? ____________________________________ This is the sequel to Rock Bottom, so if you haven't read that then I recommend that you do, but it's not completely necessary because I'll be posting a recap Pairings : SASUNARU and GAASAKU (They haven't changed ;P) Don't like yaoi then just don't read, no hate please! Please don't copy, and please dm me if you think that someone has. *UNEDITED, I'll be going through to fix things after this is finished. *I don't own Naruto *I made the cover but I don't own the images I used *Irregular updates, I write and post whenever I can...Usually once a week at least but please don't hold me to that