Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

My life changed completely once i turned twenty one. My friends and i went out to celebrate my special day but i didn't realise it would be the last time i would see them. I was kidnaped and treated like a slave by a very mean and abusive Vampire that's right a vampire i didn't they existed i thought stories of vampire were only told to scare us of a night time. But this Vampire wasn't just your ordinary Vampire he was the Vampire prince. My friends and family would never get to see me again. I’ve seen my family and friends from a distance when they held a funeral four months after i was kidnapped. They thought i was dead only because Casper took some of my blood and spread it through an abandoned cabin along with some hair and clothes. Six months after i was kidnapped Casper started to become nice he would treat me like a princess and tell me how beautiful i was. I began to fall in love with my kidnapper was it wrong of me to fall in love with him? Was it wrong to agree to marry him after everything he put me through? "What are you going to do Crystal?" I screamed at myself in the mirror.

Catalina Harte, never the most popular girl, although beautiful was never sought out by none of the guys, not even her long time crush, Joey. Her long time fear of fire and big crowds makes her an easy target to laugh at. She throws herself in school work, seeing the only way to escape her small town, Roosevelt. Don’t get her wrong she has great friends a lovely Family but something seemed to be missing in her life, she cannot pinpoint it. That is until Roosevelt welcomes a family of gorgeous people. No one can keep their eyes off them, especially of the most handsome of them all, Trevor Fier, who has taken a liking to Catalina, though he acts aggressive and hatred towards her, he seems to always be around her, in any situation. What is it that attracts Catalina to Trevor and what is it that attracts Trevor to Catalina. Will he let her in or kill her not wanting her to suffer the ultimate curse.

It's been 17 years since the Cullen left Forks and Bella behind, Bella becomes sick and passes away. But she leaves her only son to the ones who left her...did i mention that her son just so happens to be 17 years old? and why does he look so much like a certain Red haired Cullen?

Emmett Wolfe was the soon to be alpha, but there was one problem. He needed a mate. Juliana Smith hated wolves, even though she herself was one. She didn't want anything to do with them, but when the soon-to-be alpha claims her as his mate will she change her mind?Will she get over her hate for wolves? Her answer? No. Will he ever give up? No. WARNING: Has not been fully edited or rewritten, so I apologize for any mistakes. A big thanks to @Peado_Bear for helping me edit the first chapters. I appreciate it very much!

Ariana's mother just got remarried. Jax, her new step brother isn't shy about his attraction and on top of that there's something awfully strange about him. Full summary inside. Book 1 in the Ariana Ellis series Book 2 now posted. Title: As Hope and Promise Fade