Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Just me ranting

All thing were going well in Los Angeles until, a plague gets released from the labs and sickens almost the whole town. Will baylor survive?

The Jokes that can only be understood by Band kids :D I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND IN THESE JOKES, I found internets and I know they can be VERY offending but still funny. SO TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED OKAY????

Editing Has Just Started -------------------------------------------------- What happens when Liam, Harry, Louis, Niall and Zayn find out they're Demi-gods? What happens if their issued a quest? A quest that takes all of them to the underworld to face terrifying foes but there is a couple of questions that needs to be answered. Who is Harry's father? Why Is The Creators Horn So Important? And why does is feel like they're all somehow intwined with the new great Prophecy? Their futures have been written since the dawn of time....Can they fight it? Someone is playing with them like puppets but who is it? A war is coming and the 6th age in just beginning, where the it is foretold the gods will fight a battle that they will lose and it all begins... With one blow on the creator's horn. ---------------------------------------------- NEW TRAILER OUT :) ---------------------------------------------- "We're All Stories In The End"

Lilac is a 18 year old girl from District 2 that was picked to be in the Hunger Games. Will she survive the drama and pain filled situation or will she end up dead with other tributes?

Katie just turned 14 and also won a contest to go on a lockdown with the Ghost Adventures Crew. After a huge tragity, she tries to ajust to her new life style with her new family. But will she ever be normal again? She tries to open up more to her new family but it all seems to just end in more tragic accidents. Will that keep her from finding peace? What will she do? How far will she go to be happy and normal again?

Just a book on how to annoy people

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson