in which Luke Hemmings gets closer to a fan using smut. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

➳ [c.h.] // “cal, you’re an eighteen year old guy, asking me to be your cuddle buddy?” “all terms and conditions apply.”

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

Every child is born with a number. The number of days they have to live. "Hey look we have the same number" Luke whispers in my ear

Just a bunch of funny things related to 5SOS I found on random places. Check out my next book!

In the basement of Ocean Bay High School, there is a secret operation of nerds, geeks, and basically anyone with a 4.0 grade average. Students with high IQ's can work down in the basement, using their smarts to make money. A rich student, who isn't doing good in school can buy a nerd, and the nerd will do all their homework for them. Ocean Bay High School is one of the most expensive high schools in all of Australia. In fact, the only reason Ashton Irwin could afford to go was a scholarship. He was one of the smartest kids there, so getting a spot in the basement wasn't difficult. The difficult part was Luke Hemmings, the rich brat who buys Ashton. - "What's your name?" "Ashton Irwin." "Aw, cutie pie Irwin."

(Just saying, this is meant as a joke, just in case any of you get butthurt over it.) A day in the life series about Column T. H.

in which the number fifteen could very possibly save a poor boy's life. © calbain || lowercase intended.

What if all you saw around you was black and white until you saw your soul mate? For Jane and Ashton, color first became apparent to them at a concert.