Things I Don't Understand About My Own Gender.

The Dude's Guide to Girls

Girls. Can't live without them. Can't stand their everyday battles for top dog. Well we can't be fucked to do a description right now so just click and read.

Things Girls Do

The Cheerleader And The Cage Fighter.... Are Dance Partners?

Kaydie Smithson is that girl that everybody thinks is perfect, she's the cheerleader captain and comes from a wealthy family. Liam is a cage fighter who is seen as a bad guy at school. What happens when their paths cross and Liam asks Kaydie to ditch her Miss Perfect image and be his dance partner?

Anti-Joke Chicken Jokes

Vampire Gifts

Rose Taylor has a husband and a daughter, a perfect family, but will she be willing to leave it all behind when a vampire takes an interest in her? And would it be so wrong if she was able to leave her husband, but not her daughter, Clara, the one person she loves the most?

Broken Heart (On Hold)

This story is based on a true story. In this story, a girl tries to deny her love for a boy, but can she deny his broken heart?

The Baby

Here's a riddle: Your in a room with brick walls, a brick ceiling, no window, a baby, and a locked door. How do you escape? Here's one solution: you wait till the door is opened. That's exactly what this girl does, but once she's out, will she wish she was back in her personal prison, locked away from the truth?

Awaken

The story takes place in the 1800s. A man is haunted by his own guilt when he kills his lover, Anna. He begins to have a series of dreams with a similar ending- the lost of his Anna. As his dreams continue he begins to forget which is reality and or even why or how he killed his Anna. How could you kill the only thing...

Save Me (short poem)

Living With One Direction

   How would you feel if your family got in a car crash and died? Where would you go? What would you do? Meet Chloe Davis. She's 17. What she doesn't know, is that her long lost uncle is One Direction's manager. What happens when he's your God father, and you have to live with One Direction? Living with 5 boys is hard...

Rock Prodigy

Delinquent, Reject, Prodigy. Orphaned Rosemary Adams manages to find a family only to be tossed aside when she's wrongly accused of vandalism. She's sent to a boarding school for delinquent kids where her natural abilities for the piano are discovered and for the next few years, her only focus is music. But when her...

Forgotten

Rowan is a boy of 17, foster homed, has the reputation of a serial killer in his new high school and to make matter worse has amnesia. His own family will not speak to him making the puzzle in his life even harder. His only connection to his past is a girl with green eyes but the more he unravels his past the less he...

How to Date a Nerd

(A Leon Walden Story--Sequel to Life as Told by Nerdy) One word. One broken promise. One fateful night. That was all it took to lose her. And I knew we'd never be the same. I wanted to touch her face, hold her hand, to see her smiles again-even if I knew they weren't for me to keep. Now I'm back to square one. I'd mak...

As Told By Nerdy

As if life wasn't hard enough being bullied and treated like garbage all the time; my loathsome, insufferable seat mate just had to come with his "secrets" and torture my every waking hour. What's the big deal you say? Nothing except for the fact that he's some insanely beautiful Greek God under those nerdy glasses. A...

100 Things (AND MORE!) To Do In The Hunger Games~WATTY AWARDS 2012

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Friendship for Dummies

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - w...

Waist-Deep In Walmart

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

Why I Would Like To Slap Some Of The Writers On Wattpad

Do you ever wonder how the authors on wattpad have such genius, original ideas?! I don't! Here's my "story" and complaints. **WARNING: WRITTEN WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND/ OR TO BE OFFENDED BY** The grammar and spelling sucks too. I would delete this except the majority of the reade...