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Thickening Shadows (Percy Jackson/Rise of the Guardians Crossover) - Completed by silver_moonlight
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Nico Di Angelo made the ultimate sacrifice when he chose to be the one to close the Doors of Death; and it didn't go unnoticed. The Man in the Moon brought him back, but what for? With Pitch's return, Nico will have to find out soon, or lose himself to the thickening shadows.
Whimsical Mortality - SEQUEL OF THICKENING SHADOWS by silver_moonlight
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Jack Frost was perfectly happy staying seventeen forever; not too young, not too old. But when his staff is stolen he soon finds himself slowly becoming mortal. With the creature that took his staff out for blood, Jack finds that his only refuge is Camp Half-Blood. But how can he keep his secret and prevent the Gods finding out about the Guardians? SEQUEL to 'Thickening Shadows'
Have You No Shame? And Other Regrettable Stories by RachelShukert
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Growing up in white-bread Omaha, Nebraska, Rachel Shukert was one of thirty-seven students (circa 1990) in Nebraska’s only Jewish elementary school. She spent her days dreaming of a fantasy Aryan boyfriend named Chris McPresbyterian, a tall blond god whose family spoke softly in public and did not inquire after his bowel movements. She spent her nights frantically plastering her bedroom with pictures of intimidating co-religionists such as Henry Kissinger and Bette Midler, hoping to repel the Gestapo officers she was certain were lurking behind the drywall. Even back then, Rachel knew she was destined for greatness. After winning the Omaha Metropolitan Area Theater Arts Guild Award for Best Youth Actress–and imagining herself as the biggest talent to come out of Nebraska since Montgomery Clift–Rachel finally arrives in Manhattan. Intent on making her mark in the glittering world of Show Biz, she isthwarted at every turn by episodes of anorexia, verbally abusive sock puppets, and a certain terrorist attack you may have heard of. She nevertheless soldiers on, as her people have done from time immemorial. In this hilarious, mordant, and moving memoir, Rachel Shukert tackles topics as diverse and weighty as life, death, love, Jewish paranoia, and errant feminine hygiene products with a fresh and irresistible mixture of humor, brains, and candor, proving that having no shame can sometimes be a very good thing indeed.
The Battle of the Fandoms by believeinmeee
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The fangirls of Beliebernia have declared war against the fangirls of Directioneria. It shall be a gory war, indeed, and it's up to the fangirls of Lovatica to stop it. ❀ ❀ ❀ "I've heard great things about this book!" – a deaf man. "O-M-G this book was so funny!" – someone with an inability to understand humor. "It made me cry." – a man with no tear ducts. ┍╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┑ ╎ copyright © believeinmeee ╎ ┖╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┙ READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Okay, I'd just like to make it clear that I do not in any way condone anyone taking this idea; even if they switch up the events or use different fandoms because that is still my idea! You can not just change the fandoms and say, "Oh, well, it's different." This was an idea I came up with on my own and I'm quite proud of it. Please do not dishonor my idea and hard work by copying me, okay? Thank you so much to those who read this and enjoy this and leave lovely votes and comments.
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Not all Blondes do Backflips by CrayonChomper
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Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper
Random Shiet by walkthelonelyroad
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Anxiety by kateevoy
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The Shy Girl Has a Gun by makeandoffer
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Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer
The Dragon's Heir [Beta][Complete] by SnowInParadise
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COMPLETE #1 in Fantasy #1 in Adventure #1 in Historical Fiction ---------- Sometimes, believing helps us to see truth. Other times, we need a little evidence to believe. But there is truth behind everything; every false manoeuvre, ever little lie...a small piece of truth is hidden. Just like truth is wound into legends too. Growing up best friend to the future King, Arabelle never really thought her life could go wrong. Whenever she wanted something, or needed something, she would get it. Then she lost her father at a young age and Arabelle was forced into a world of dresses, balls, and lies. Being a tomboy, Arabelle would have rather been out on her horse doing archery practice with her brothers. When Arabelle gets curious and sneaks into a forbidden area of the castle, she discovers a deadly secret: her bloodline is sacred, dating back to a legend surrounded by the one thing she knows not to be true. Unsure what to do, she gets caught up in a series of events that lead to her being hidden and whisked away from the only familiar place she knew. After making some unlikely allies, Arabelle sets off on a journey to find the legend of the last dragon egg. Fate has something big in store for her; will she be able to withstand the pressure of it all?There is one thing Arabelle needs to learn to survive this new place... Some things are more than a legend. ---------- © Isabella Espe 2013 - 2019 This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. This work is unedited. Your patience and leniency towards any grammatical or spelling errors is requested while you read this story. This story was written in 2013, and the author knows there are a lot of errors in this work. Thank you for understanding. ---------- Credit to @Abyss-of-Crazy for the cover!
One Direction's Daughter by LoveandLondon
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Sophia Harding is an eleven-year old girl that has gone through too much for a girl her age. She's young, beautiful, innocent, sweet, and caring, someone totally well-rounded and will always be there by your side... yet her past would tell a whole other story. Her mother died when Sophia turned four, her father was always out on business trips, her step-mother Varina and two step-sisters, Britney and Cheryl, are the exact replicas of those evil characters in the Cinderella fairytale, and to top it all off, she works at her father's diner for no pay! So, you wouldn't expect her to have unbelievable luck, now would you? Well, when Britney and Cheryl win a contest to live with One Direction for an entire month, Sophia is fortunate enough to charm the boys into letting her tag along. Little did she know that when her sisters get caught in an unforgivable act by the boys, her life would take an unexpected turn that might just send her spiraling down in misery... or rising up in fame. Which one? Read to find out. *A massive thank you to @YummyCupcakeMuffin for the amazing cover! :) Go check out their cover thread, **Misty Makers** Looking for a cover, profile picture, banner, and more come on in...!*