You're a brand new zookeeper at The Halfling Zoo- a place where half-animals live in captivity. Your job is simple- feed them and study them. Your main worry is that one of the more dangerous halflings might kill you. Unfortunately, that may become the least of your worries.

"I prayed to them all. None of them answered." Oh, but Bhaal, the God of Murder certainly did; and he was kind enough to send in his beloved child- you, a Bhaalspawn. - Hiya! This fic is based on my Dark Urge Paladin! Drow Tav playthrough where I'll be updating while doing my playthrough! Updates may be erratic, so please bear with me. With that, enjoy!

HIATUS!! Collection of Astarion one-shots based on my Bard!Tav playthrough!! Content warnings are mentioned before the start of every fic for everybody's safety and enjoyment. Prompt suggestions and requests are OPEN!!

Please keep your drama away from meee ☆ WARNING: Hazbin Hotel was NOT meant for kids!!! any material you can imagine being in Hazbin will probably be present, so be mindful ♡ . Adding this one in because I'm scared: ☆ I'm trying to make most of my stories GN now, but if I put a female reader for someone like Angel Dust, don't come at me and tell me its not cannon. All fanfiction is non-cannon. :^ . Enjoy! (Geez this is long, sorry!)

Turned on by watching you enjoy Abdirak's 'teachings', Astarion pulls you aside at the Tiefling party AU where Astarion explores a dom kink as a way to find pleasure in sex and intimacy again Smut, kinks, dom/sub, bondage, choking, spanking. Little plot. Spoilers for act 1 main quest and side quests, and Astarion's storyline

Our female protagonist finds herself in the world of Baldurs Gate 3 and soon at the feet of our favorite sassy vampire lord. If you are looking for evil, dominant and possessive but still charming and "you are my possession, my first special spawn" caring vampire lord Astarion and...let's say eager female protagonist, this could be for you. This was supposed to be quick fun nonsense with a hint of kink, but the kink overpowered the nonsense way too fast. So depending on what you enjoy: i'm sorry or you're welcome ;) By now it's back to a mix of kink and fun. For anyone wondering: Avian Antics is my personal favorite so far. And a quick thank you for everyone reading / leaving stars. It's nice to see some enjoy my little after work project :)

y/n has some fun with a cucumber 🥒💦😏🔞 (i wrote this during class)

Disclaimer: All characters featured in this book belong to VivziePop, and the songs belong to their original writers. You own yourself, and the storylines are mine. Now because I know that I'm not the only one with a crush on Alastor, and want to try my hand at writing reader insert stories, I thought I'd work on creating scenarios of you with everyone's favorite Demonic radio host. There will be drama in some of these stories, and fluff in others, but no lemons. Regardless of the fact that these One Shots revolve around Hell, Demons, cursing, and dark themes, those are the one thing that always make me really uncomfortable.

A game of cat and mouse between Vox and the reader. (Yandere! Vox x Human!reader) WARNING! This is a very rough draft for a plot idea I had and chapters will be updated and edited even when published. Best read when it's completed or nearly completed. DISCLAIMER! This is a fanfic of Vivienne Medrano's Hazbin Hotel. All characters, events, and places are purely fictional, except for you, the reader. This will also include mature themes. DISCLAIMER! Art not mine. Published: June 19, 2020 Completed:

Slow burn. **TRIGGER WARNING**Contains references to drugs/alcohol. Drug/alcohol use/abuse. Contains marijuana use.May contain lemon in later chapters. Mentions of mental disorders. Mentions of depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts. Reader deals with mental illness. Read at own discretion. . Takes place in alola, but you're just like everyone else. Not the island champion, just a...really lonely trainer. Your path has crossed with Team Skull's multiple times, but things turn out different once you're confronted by Team Skull's boss, Guzma. Playful banter ensues if course, but your words raise suspicion in Guzma, and you discover the Big Bad Boss isn't as malicious as one may have thought.