These are a bunch of Septiplier one shots, (there are also longer stories in here) there's definitely smut, a lot of fluff, there's jokes and some sadness too. There also may be some sensitive subjects which will have a trigger warning at the beginning. Hope you enjoy. **Note: This is my first book and it was kind of me figuring out how to write so the punctuation is horrendous at the beginning and I feel like the stories are sometimes really extreme. But hopefully some of the later stories are better. **Also, I don't support Septiplier anymore, and don't write about it anymore.

You go to Ireland for a couple of days to help a fellow Youtuber, and friend, out with doing something for the lead up to Halloween. He said the character's name was Antisepticeye and that you should just go with whatever happens because it's part of his plan. Little did you know, this might be the last Youtube video you ever make. Highest Ranking in Fanfiction #159

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dark: *sees title* seriously? -_-" me: yes! xD anti: I love it!~ dark: oh god

Oh Jackaboy... What have you gotten yourself into... ((Tw: Rape, Abuse, Depression, Self-Harm, Eating Disorders, the whole shebang. Sorry.))

A world where going crazy is the most sane thing to do He hates him he loves him he wants him.....

so I have decided to do my first fan fic YAY and its a story with a few one shots there and then so I hope you enjoy

"you are one kinky motherfucker, you know that?" mark grinned, leaning back into the couch and propping his feet up on the coffee table. "i know, but i don't see you complaining." the story about an oddly adorable pessimist, a loving, cocky optimist, and homophobia, amongst other things.

"I have never seen you here," the red dyed man exclaimed, watching me nervously fiddle with my pen. Who is this guy? More importantly why is he talking to me? Someone interrupted my thoughts. "Fischbach, can you look at my report?" Mark grinned at the man asking him, then leaning over his shoulder to tell him, what I assumed was a joke, as they laughed together. Mark patted the man on the back and told him to get back to work in a playful manner. "Anyways, sorry ladies, I need to get back to my office and make some calls." Girls surrounded him as he nervously smiled and tried to cut the chit-chat short. "Coffee boy," he spoke out loud, "I want something special since you're on a run." The girls around him moved away quickly, heels tapping against the floor as they fled back to their seats. I gulped but I nodded my head to say a small 'sure' Then his phone rang & he answered and left the scene. I was left intimidated. Fischbach? Like the man who basically owns this building? Why would he want a coffee, especially if it's coming from me? "Sean," a lady said, trying to get my attention by saying my real name, "Mark Fischback asked you to get a coffee, good luck there." It sounded sarcastic, however, she gave me a smile and sat down. Fuck. I have to get Mark a coffee and I don't know what he orders. [fluff will be here and eventually smut as well, just saying]