A few months after a drunken hookup a 20 something sits down with his fling who reveals two things; that she's 3 months pregnant and that she's the daughter of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Vlad's in town for the night and would like a word with him.

Steven a spiderman working on Hollywood Boulevard contracts herpes from his sometimes friends with benefits Catwoman. Steven finds out through a transvestite prostitute named 2-4-1 that the source of the herpes is through her affair with The Hulk.