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Pickup lines and jokes(sexual) by CothGoth
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Someone gave me this idea
50 Shades Of Jay by slattnese
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Warning: Extreme Sexual Content. Viewer description is not really needed. Just enjoy. Like, share, do whatever.
Relief (Short Story-LEMON): (Female Demon Reader! X Various) by starfire9250
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"You're on it too huh, Hannah" (y/n) said scanning ,processing the maid's body language while doing the earls' laundry with Hannah. Hannah blushed as she knew what you were to referring to, the heat, the one that all female demons experience multiple times. You purposely brushed your body against Hannah's as you and Hannah bent down to pick up and fold a large blanket. "Care to have a girl's night out tonight?, for euphoric relief," you whispered in a low sultry voice near the sensitive shell of her ear, her right eye glowing. Her right eye flashed back the signature demon fuchsia, she licked her lips; then she let out a low series of almost growl like purrs. "21:00, after both of the Earls' curfews. In the summer house that is currently not in use, the one that is supplied by the Queen at East End," she calmly stated with a firm aura. "I'll take that as a definite yes Ms.Annafellows,"you replied in a casual manor. "See you there Ms.(l/n)," she shot back while smiling then walking away to do the dishes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLACK BUTLER ITS CHARACTERS AND OR CONTENT, YANA TOBOSO DOES. THE SMEXY ART OF THE COVER IS NOT MINE I COULDN'T FIND THE NAME OF THE TALANTED ARTIST BUT THIS IS THEIRS.
Really Dirty Jokes! by Foreign_Budha
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We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!