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divinity ♱ luke hemmings by loudluke
loudluke
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"I'm on vacation." "I wouldn't call climbing up from the pits of literal Hell to have sex everyday on earth a 'vacation'." Hell no longer has a ruler, but at least Los Angeles has a new playboy. LUKE HEMMINGS FANFICTION {Lophie} {Warning; this story will contain smut, an age gap, sexual content, very innocent!Sophie, etc} ©loudluke
teletubbies |:| 5sos [cs] by brighteyedirwin
brighteyedirwin
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"Ashton there's a girl on my tele!" "Mine too!" "Guys, my peepee learned how to stand up!" "Will, what the fuck is going on?" the story of four teletubbies, will smith in the sky, and their journey to track down the girls on their tummy tvs [based on my childhood fav] cover creds to @arcticpeters im laughing and crying halp copyright; brighteyedirwin
The Dollmaker's Son | lrh ✔️ by loudluke
loudluke
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The dollmaker's son is a little weird. But I guess you would be too, if you had stitches where your mouth's supposed to be. ✖️ kinda dark!luke {lophie short story} ©loudluke
Married To Luke Hemmings (on hold) by ThankGodItsFriday
ThankGodItsFriday
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"Daddy, will mommy ever come back?", Adelaide asked in a whisper tone as she played with the bracelet on her hand. "She will", Luke smiled and patted her hand. Sequel to Drunk sex with Luke Hemmings.
Sex Education • Ashton Irwin by prettyhemmings
prettyhemmings
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"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"
Project Daddy || a.i by Esmereldah
Esmereldah
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"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
boxer ⋆ luke hemmings ✔️ by loudluke
loudluke
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"And after all the fucking matches, broken bones, ripped punching bags and crowds yelling at me to get up... who the fuck knew that my hardest fight would be you?" • [Contains smut] ©loudluke
walls ✰ m.c. by fluffycashton
fluffycashton
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Two stubborn teenagers meet unexpectedly. Both grief stricken and guarded, Maddie soon becomes Michael's lighthouse. Copyright © fluffycashton 2018. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.
Drunk Sex with Luke Hemmings by ThankGodItsFriday
ThankGodItsFriday
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I woke up naked next to Luke Hemmings. (Started on 22nd January, 2015) (Ended on 9th February, 2016)
Streaker. by fivesaucewhoop
fivesaucewhoop
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In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.