Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

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WARNING: THIS BOOK INVOLVES FUNNY MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LAUGHTER, DO NOT READ. I mention megansparklez (Megan), jkc11501 (Jade), and hk56217 (Katie). This is approved by my dog. If you comment anything funny, I will give you creds for the joke. Creds to Katie for letting me use her idea, but I made it mine so it's not a total copy

Blonde Jokes :) if you think they're funny, you can tell them to your friends :)

war time thriller about 2 men who go to find there dad in the ww2 will they escape death and find thier farther also need some feedback so i can improve and well enjoy it you will be on the edge of your seat

The main character is framed for being at a cyber bullying scene caused by some one else, he then tells the whole class somthing they should all know and wish they hadn't done... (read on) This story contains the following: Contains a small percentage of strong language, has illness. This is not a true story.

Imagine that you've been living a life full of lies and you don't know what's real and what's fake. you're so confused that you want to end your life. fifth-teen year old Gracie Brettson, has something no one knows about her not even her family. She was living a perfectly normal life, until a tragic accident had occurred. will the love of her life be able to save her? Read the sequel here: http://www.wattpad.com/story/1877575-reluctant-free-fall

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