"jesus christ, are you ever not an annoying prick." or where brendon meets his new neighbor, ryan, who always finds a way to annoy him highest ranks; #1 in joncer #2 in ryanross #2 in panicatthedisco #1 in ryden

The choir queer Brendon finds himself at a stupid Halloween party, at a stupid cheerleader's house, where he loses his life to a stupid pretty boy. That stupid pretty boy is Ryan Ross, the most popular guy in school. An unlikely pair for sure, but Ryan is force to commit when he does the impossible. He knocks Brendon up!

ALL CREDITS GO TO "fullcollapse" on livejournal for this absolutely beautiful story. Mostly AU, high school age setting. With the help of his friends, Ryan has just learned how to like life. Brendon hasn't yet found such luck. This is a story about strong relationships, trust, not wanting to be alone, and holding hands. There's a river, and just like its never-ending path to the ocean, some things just go on forever. Sometimes you need someone more than you need yourself, and sometimes, that's okay. Rating: R. Word count: 200,000+

Ryan Ross was a guitar player in a small band called Close Corners, and by small, he meant that they played sold out shows every night and toured the world. He was a shy guy, he only ever opened up to the people he was close to. He was sensitive and sweet, and none of the things Brendon Urie was. Brendon was a fucking model. He had been on the cover of almost every magazine in the world, either for his amazingly handsome face or for a story about one of his outrageous parties. He was a Hollywood bad boy, and people latched on to him left and right. He went through boyfriends like he went through toilet paper. I guess that's why the world pulled their attention to the two boys when They were spotted as a couple in a small club. Everything kind of just blew up from there.

Summary: Ryan is a misanthropic Starbucks barista who is a tired insomniac and just wants to be left alone. Then Brendon moves in. myheartradio on livejournal

Ryan finds the perfect opportunity to explore a previously uncharted area of his sexuality in secret during a month long summer road-trip to California with his best friend. But now he's back in Las Vegas for his Senior year and he can continue to compartmentalize this part of himself and pretend that everything is normal. But then Brendon Urie happens. Again. And again and again and again... can Ryan handle it this time? In which Ryan struggles to keeps everything together and honestly just needs a hug. ~~~Ryan's POV~~~ ***includes smut, language some might find offensive, underage drinking/drug use, sexual assault and mediocre writing. Started: Oct. 15, 2018 # 1 in Ryden @ some point ***I DO NOT SUPPORT BRENDON URIE OR ACTUALLY SHIP RYDEN

Author: repulsive_x on Livejournal. ALL CREDITS FOR THIS WONDERFUL STORY GO TO THIS AUTHOR! Rating: NC-17 POV: 1st, Brendon’s Summary: Brendon develops a little crush on the pastor’s son.

✼ In Malibu, California in 1965, a surfer and world-famous aerialist undergoes a chain of comedic and not-so-comedic mishaps that force him to re-evaluate who he is. ✼ Most impressive rankings // #2 in Conflict and #62 in Comedy! ✼ Voted #1 in the 2019 VA Awards for both Alternate Universe and Fan Favorite! ✼ Please read with discretion.

After being left at the altar the night before his wedding to Pete-fucking-Wentz, Ryan cashes in his honeymoon tickets to Hawaii where he finds that maybe not all men are assholes.