Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

That cute senior in art class. Brendon. It seemed like he had such a beautiful mind. He's a smooth talker and flirty. He's funny as hell and has a bright smile that will make a girl melt into a puddle. Kai is a sophomore. She has a passion for art and is shooting for a scholarship. Kai, wanting help and an excuse to talk to her crush, asks Brendon for some help on her technique. He takes an interest in her after spending time together after school. He tells her about his goal to find the 'perfect canvas.' Kai loves how artistic and poetic and smart he is. She wants to help him. "The perfect canvas. That's what I'm looking for. But, that's when she walked in the door. 'You're late, Kai,' the teacher, Mr. Scott stated. She rolled her eyes and I heard her mutter, 'Obviously...' She was a sarcastic one, she would probably put up a fight; and I like that. She is what I am looking for."