[Highest Rank; #3 in Humor 3/27/17] --- I was unable to keep myself from blushing. "I'm not his girlfriend." "Yet." Ryder and Benjamin said simultaneously. "Oh, so the conceitedness runs in the family?" I asked with a roll of my eyes. "I'm afraid so. Now, tell me more about yourself." "Well, I like playing soccer a lot. And if I were to choose between my books and human beings, then I choose books. Also, I think your brother is annoying and has too big of an ego. But wanna know something?" He nodded. I stopped the car at the traffic light and turned back to him. Leaning into his ear, I whispered loud enough for Ryder to hear, "I think I like him." --- The art of breaking hearts is an inscrutable, prepossessing, abstract art. Never ever will you go through with breaking someone's heart without having your own broken. And it would be very eccentric if one did not go through the process of having their own heart shattered into millions of pieces when trying to do the same to another. Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way. --- [extended description inside] Copyright ©2016 sadreadingchick All rights reserved.

"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled. "Well, because, I believe in Karma." "What?" she paused, a small smile forming on her pretty face. "I believe that karma will deal with them, someday. Maybe not now, but one day, and if I'm lucky, I can watch it happen." "Oh, sweetheart," she purred, "That day, is sooner than you think, and birds what? You're gonna have a front row seat to the show." *** Highest rank: #4th in humor (on: 21.05.17) Winner of the emerald awards! (#1st in humor) Karma wears Stilettos, 2015 © All Rights Reserved.

Highest Rank- 3 in Humor ***************************** "I am sorry sir, may I know what the problem is?" "Problem? You want to know what my problem is? I told the waiter to put a ring in my girlfriend's chicken salad so that I could propose her and your chef put it so deep in the salad that she ate it!", he yelled. If the ring is in her stomach, she needs to go to the hospital as soon as possible. What if Maera dies, she was choking sitting on the chair. "Nathan, you need to take her to the hospital right now!" "Eh? But won't it digest in the stomach?", he asked confused. "Platinum or silver will cause her heath hazard, idiot", I explained it to him. "Not even onion rings?", he asked with a smirk. *********** Sky without middle name or surname is more lost than before . She was found unconscious near rock in the never-ending sea by millionaire family of Blacks who were having family time. Sarah and Richard Black were kind enough not only take her to hospital but also take her into their family when they learnt she had no memory of her past life. Fast forward to year and a half and boom, their son and Sky are engaged where their so called son, Nathan Black hates her guts. And then enters the hero slash villain slash lover slash nightmare of Sky's old life, Drew . Reverse back to the time before Sky was found. Or can I say Moon Davis , an orphan who fell in love with Drew Blackwood in her college and was left heartbroken for no apparent fault of her's which in a way costed her memory to vanish . Was Drew so blind to see what he actually wanted , or did he realize whom he really loved when it was too late. Let's walk through the memory lane of sweet and sarcastic Sky's life and kick some asses OR first kick his ass and then fall in love.

"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I pretty much scream. "Okay who else has pets?" "I have a younger sister, does that count?" Carlos asks. "I have two and a half cats." States Benny. Aww I love cats I wish I had two and a ha- "WHAT THE HELL, TWO AND A HALF CATS?" I screamed horrified. "Why would some one chop a cat in half? That's so cruel, and why? Like I mea-" "Hey, Hey, I meant two cats and a kitten, not literally two and a half of a cat." Benny says quickly. "Oh that make more sense now." Confusing, weird, sarcastic and crazy are just a few words to describe the beautiful girl named Cassie. Her looks will draw you in but her Craziness will send you running the other way. Her only friend being a sarcastic voice in her head. That is until she meets the gang. What happens when Cassie is mistaken for another girl at her school and gets kidnapped by a gang. How will Cassie handle the awkward Situation? Will she even make it out alive? Probably not. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hey everyone, I just wanted to warn you about cuss words, bad grammar and Stuff like that. Also please do not copy this idea, I'm warning. you have a choice wether you think it is a good idea or not, not if you do copy the idea I will personally hunt you down then send my army of trained and loyal, ducks. So if you do copy, be 100% prepared for Duck attacks in your near future. Anyways thanks for giving this story a chance. : ) ❤️ Cover by: glimmersnowflakes Go check her out she awesome!

~Highest Ranking - #3 in Humour~ Angela, just a 17 year old with some quite quirky ways. She rocks the geek gang but is just as much awkward with guys. Besides that Angela is just an average and normal girl. So when the teenage dramas come at her like a storm, you'd think she'd handle them in a normal way, right? Let's not forget though that even though she's normal, she's quite unique in her own way. So she handles them Angelic style. She faces everything from falling in love to immense betrayals. Warning: You may find yourself relating to Angela. Or maybe not.

Cindarella. Seorang gadis yang terkenal dengan ketabahan, kecekalan, dan kisah cinta romantisnya yang penuh debaran dan halangan. Kisah ini telah berjadi menjadi teladan dari azali lagi dan masih kuat pengaruhnya sehingga ke hari ini. Namun, bagaimana pula kisah sang Cindarella kali ini? Yang hidup pada zaman yang kian maju dan serba moden. Bagaimana pula jika ceritanya 360 darjah berbeza dari kisah asal yang penuh dengan magis itu? Bagaimana jika kakak-kakak tiri diganti dengan abang-abang tiri manakala ibu tiri yang kini adalah ayah tiri? Dan bagaimana pula jika Cindarella adalah Lelaki?

Compilation of quotes that I got from my nenek on random events. Original, fresh from her periuk and no filter. She can be sarcastic at times, but believe me, she's a nice person. Don't take her jokes seriously, otherwise she will just say pergi mampus. She is my favourite rock star. Saya tulis ni untuk nenek saya yang power, and if she knows that I am writing this, I guess dengan saya saya sekali kena goreng dalam her periuk. Regardless, I love you nenek! I got a punk rocker nenek, are you cool with that?

Shafiq Hakimi seorang lelaki berkerjaya. Keperluan peribadi semua mencukupi. Kereta? Rumah? Petik jari sahaja. Perempuan? Oh sorry, dia bukan macam lelaki kaya yang lain. Dia takde perempuan keliling pinggang. Tapi, ramai yang tergila-gilakan dia. Namun hanya seorang gadis sahaja yang dapat menawan hatinya. Shafiq pernah bercinta tapi tu masa zaman sekolah. Cinta monyet la katakan. Tapi kali ini, ibu dia siap bagi amaran. "Dia akan buat kamu tergila-gilakan dia. Kamu jangan main-main. Dia susah didekati.Perempuan macam tu tak suka nak pikat lelaki tapi sekali dia pikat, dia takkan lepaskan!"- Puan Azmah. Tekaan Puan Azmah memang tepat. Qaira Zafirah. Gadis happy-go-lucky dan gila-gila. Perempuan pertama yang mendapat perhatian Shafiq. Perempuan pertama jugak yang berani pikat dia depan-depan. Dengan wajah yang comel dan kebudak-budakkan serta perangai yang jahanam, mampu mencairkan hati seorang Shafiq Hakimi. Tetapi persoalannya, adakah dia gadis amaran mama? 7/1/2017-?/?/?

Senyuman itu, dia kenal sejak lahir. Tawa itu, dia dengar kecil. Tangisan itu, dia saksikan sehingga mereka dewasa. Lili dan Putra. Liliput di mata dua orang ibu. Musuh di mata sesama sendiri. Kekasih di sudut hari paling dalam. "Give me your hand save me, save me I need your love before I fall, fall" AMARAN : Typo overdose, grammar berterabur, lotsssss of curse words.

Kehilangan Irish yang menjadi tanda tanya semakin dilupakan oleh semua orang kecuali Firash. Firasatnya kuat mengatakan bahawa gadis itu masih hidup. Namun, dia cuba untuk melupakannya.Munculnya kembali si gadis menjadi kejutan terhebat buatnya. Kegembiraan menemui si gadis menjadi pudar apabila dirinya langsung tidak dikenali oleh si dia. "Irish. Awak tak ingat saya?" -Tengku Firash Haikal "Awak siapa? Kita pernah kenal ke sebelum ni?"- Irish Nadia. "It's me, Carl. Tak ingat?"- Tengku Firash Haikal. "Maaf. Saya betul-betul tak ingat."- Irish Nadia. Keadaan menjadi semakin huru-hara apabila musuh lama kembali dan cuba untuk menjauhkan Irish dari Firash. "Dia girlfriend aku."- Azri Aqiel. Apakah yang berlaku sebenarnya? Dapatkah Firash membantu Irish untuk mengingatinya? Highest ranking : #5 in Random Sequal for 'The Revenge'. 19/11/2016-30/12/2016