Just hilarious things that will surely make you vote. #181 in Humor

Bryson's an outcast. An emo. He's openly gay. He doesn't have any friends. But he doesn't really care. He's a rebel. Bad boy I guess you could say. He likes to mess with people, but not really hurt them. He's not a bully, he just likes to mess with people. Braxton's the new kid. He's secretly gay. He's shy, quiet, emo, an outcast. He's hoping that by moving it would help with bullying. Before he moved, he got severely bullied. He's hoping to escape that. When their lives collide what will happen?? Will the become friends?? Enemies?? Frenemies?? Maybe even more than friends. [The credit for the title goes to The Cab for their song Angel With A Shotgun]

My name is Alexander Jameson Ben and this is my story of how I won the battle against myself. *TRIGGER WARNING*

A 22 year old psychopath draws us into a world of chaos, cynicism and callous murder. When you believe that your actions are insignificant in regards to the universe, there's nothing stopping you from taking whatever you want. The line between genius and insane is very thin, but only you can judge which side this narcissistic narrator speaks from.