❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Some of them suck, and some of them are generally okay. Most of them suck.

I never thought this day would come, (Not so soon at least). The day I finally put my foot down and literally scream, "CAN YOU QUIETEN DOWN?", to yet another imbecile down the street. I think I realised how much, we as a society are forced to be tolerable of other people. When I went to the cinema and politely told this tall individual that I cannot see past their massive head all I received was a "that's your problem midget", and a big ol classic middle finger in front of the face. That got me thinking as I lay in my bed at 2 in the morning. It was as if a light bulb had gone off in my head because everything seemed a little brighter. I took my pen and paper and started jotting down my struggles which eventually turned into the abomination you have here. My very first book which was previously known as "Weird and wacky things girls understand" to now become what it was always destined to be. "Weird and wacky things nearly everyone understands". Undergoing complete reconstruction

{ Funny facts mostly based on stereotypes } { Facts taken from the internet and some written by myself } { Proud Aries } { I hope you have fun reading my book! }