Dallon: stop being gay Brendon: i can't bro Dallon: I'll smack you with a book again Brendon: harder daddy~ Dallon: what Brendon: yes Dallon: stop being gay you have a wife Brendon: and she's gay Dallon: stop Even if the world is ending these two will insult each other no matter what. Welcome to the random life of Brendon Urie and Dallon Weekes.