James "Speak for me kitten~" Jose "Stay away from my man!" Sage "I only came to make sure the guard didn't break my play toy." Carlos "I love you..." Zecke "Have you not met me? I am a crazy unicorn with no civil sense!" Chi "I'm sorry..." The bestfriend Sage and the Quiet but deadly girl Chiarichi. No journey can compare with what these two will have. The idiotic but awesome brother Zecke and his boyfriend Jose will also be in some trouble once Carlos, Sage's brother, comes into the love triangle. James, the youngest brother is a bit impatient but has a big heart and a big attitude to go with it. The crazyness and confusion of this story is super extra and just crazy! There is some royalty to kill, some mysteries to be solved and some servants to be married but when will that time come? Read and find out!

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style. (496in Fan Fiction)

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385