awesome comebacks at your disposal.

Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks! Extracted from* http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-comebacks-for-killer-insults/*

When you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!

"Who's She?" Charlotte Asked, Holding her Mothers hand "And Who's She?" Emma asked, folding her arms. The two Parents Growled at each other. __________________ cover Art NOT MINE: Creds to Tori Tori on tumblr _________________

❝ whoever makes their opponent blush first, wins. ❞ who knew marinette dupain-cheng was so good at this game? [i do not own miraculous. awful writing. biggest crackfic ever. known for its stupidity. some stuff is edited.]

This story will be about......... Well just read and find out. Request if you like!

A bunch of Miraculous Ladybug one-shots!

Chat Noir the black cat of the night . Fell in love with the girl who wears pink jeans every day. But when he sneaks in her room. it gets heated and more fun ..

It was a very boring day for Marinette. What was worse was that it started pouring hard to the point where all the electricity went out in the city. Her parents were out of town and so was Alya, who was going to her cousin's party. What if Adrien was stuck with her for the whole day? She has learned to control her stutter ever since she and him became best friends and when she didn't have feelings for him anymore. It tooked a turn when Adrien started to have feelings for Marinette. "Too Hot is a game where the two players kiss without stopping and without touching each other. If one player touches the other, s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to do with the loser." DISCLAMIER: I don't own the characters, it belongs to Zagtoons, etc. I only own the plot! I got the idea from my social media!