Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

She left him twenty-four voicemails, but he stopped answering months ago. [extended summary inside]

{ not every step forward is progressive } { not every step backward is a mishap } ✏ ⓛ.ⓔ.ⓘ.ⓢ.ⓛ.ⓔ.ⓡ. #34 in poetry #200poemchallenge