"say my name, dan howell"

mad. mad? yes, i suppose i am mad. but listen to me, is that really so bad? mother and father, should surely be glad, for i was the only mad child that they'd ever had. /lowercase intended/ tw: abuse, swearing, slight insanity disclaimer: i do not own this plot. credit for the story idea goes to @babysucculent

"Last time I checked, the gun doesn't care who's pulling the trigger." //tw// death, swearing, probs some smut idk

TAMPONS | PHAN "I didn't think they were for you" When one boy goes to buy tampons for his girlfriend, he never expects to find himself falling for the cashier that checks him out (in more ways than one). ROOMON © 2016

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, shows up to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. But, religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. [warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]