Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke? Me: okay Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing? Me: idk why? Person: Because he was Person: A little horse! Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. #1 in Equestrian, #1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...) Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

Hey, so idek why I'm writing a horse quotes book, but I AM. DON'T JUDGE MEEE!!!!!!! Anywayz, if u like horses plz read this book and plz vote and comment!! Also, just like all my other quote books, I haven't make these quotes up and I'm not really taking credit for them either.