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Alpha Ocean ✔ by Kat-Nova
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WATTPAD FEATURED BOOK Highest Rank: #2 In Werewolf WARNING: NON CLICHE. "Move or I'll put soap in your eyes." I warned, as Ocean continued to block every step of mine. "You're the one who's in MY way... YOU move." He commanded with a hint of amusement in his voice. "If you don't move I'll nipple cripple you..." I threatened making him bring his arms up to cover his chest. "Why would you want to violate mine when I always take good care of yo-" I slapped my hand over his face before the word left his mouth. ---- A pack surrounded by tall walls. No one could come in, no one could get out. An Alpha notorious for using guns instead of claws. Why? No one knows. Since Naya first met Ocean, she knew he's been hiding something from her. What? She was dying to find out. After all, she was an Alpha herself. It was uncommon for two Alpha's to imprint on each other. But, nothing about Ocean and Naya was normal. They had extraordinary secrets and with extraordinary responsibilities. But they must figure out their purpose quickly, before time runs out. Before someone else much more powerful catches up to them. Someone who's been around for centuries. --- ~ Warning: This is a NON CLICHE story that doesn't normal werewolf trope on here. There are no rouges, no cliche packs or pack wars or crazy over brooding Alphas. This is a high fantasy werewolf novel. It will not follow the usual werewolf rules nor is it set in this world.~ Editor: Zoriey and Sweet_Lovexx
My Demon Departure by lost_in_gold
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*This is a sequel to "My Demon Master" please read the first book to avoid confusion* Join Angela in her journey of living in the human world after reading the letter James had given her. A week she so thought but ended up staying for six months and counting. Never seeing James in that period. Find out what the letter said, and how she will cope with this new life.
Taken Back by falloutboyfanatic
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Sequel to Taken
The Nymph and the God by VilenaNymph
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Held For Ransom by 11caiti
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It was a normal day and I was outside walking my german shepherd, Sammie. She had just stopped to take care of her business and I noticed the hooded man who had been following us for quite some time, approach us. I had figured he just didn't want to be rude and pass us, so I didn't mind. Now as he was approaching us, I knew I was wrong. I started to tug on Sammie's leash to get her to hurry up. When she wouldn't budge, I started to panic. I started to pull harder and as the man got closer, he took something out of his pocket. A gun. I screamed as he took aim and fired. Hannah Jansen was 17, a senior in High School. Her family was rich, her dad was a lawyer and her mom, a heart surgeon. She was an only child, and had tons of friends at school. She wasn't the snobbish kind of rich girl. She was sweet and nice to everyone. When Hannah was supposedly, "killed", everyone was devastated. While her father was working hard to find out who did this, everyone else was either grieving, or arranging funeral plans. When a letter came in the mail a week after the incident, everyone was shocked. The letter read: Dear friends and family of Hannah Jansen, I have your daughter here with me at my house. She is in my bedroom tied up and gagged. I have a gun on my bedside table and if you do not agree to my conditions, I will be forced to use that gun. And because I don't want to do that, I want 1 thing, not that hard, right? No. I want $10 million. If you ever want to see your daughter again, leave the money at 4565 Oakwood Rd. on August 1st, 3:00 A.M. Today is June 1st, so you have approximately two months to get this money. If you fail to do this, your beloved daughter shall die. Sincerely, Tyler West P.S. Just to save you trouble, don't even try to search my name or find out where I live, because trust me, it won't work. I don't exist.
Shy (OLD VERSION) by TPageWriting
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"She's shy," Brooke shrugged, glancing at Indianna who looked like she wanted to be anywhere but in the classroom. "Well, come on, I don't bite," Greyson urged and Indianna stiffened, just like before. "Don't talk about that," Indianna said, her voice was still quiet but it was firm. "Struck a nerve have I?" Greyson wondered and smirked. "Somebody likes it kinky." * Indianna Hughs had always been the quiet one, the shy one. She was always the one that stayed in the background. She blended in, never got noticed. She liked it like that. So when she's forced to move schools, she is not happy. Everyone notices a new kid, she didn't want that attention. Especially not from Mr Bad Boy who seemed to be very interested in her. COMPLETE ! Highest Ranking: #2 in Werewolf Sequel: Defeated Prequel: Confident *This is being edited*
Pink Mist (Unedited, Completed) by versusval
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H. R #268 ! *Fangirling so hard * 😂 Everyone deserves a happy ending but not everyone may get it. A love triangle between a girl and two brothers. It's messy, it's weird, it's funny, it's sad, it's sweet. Would you wish to walk a mile in her shoes? Do you believe in second chances?A full lengthed novel (It was #383 in just 8 days! Yay :D! Thanks for the support!!!) "We have a skirt policy for some reason Miss S..." He runs his fingers between my thighs slowly" "He kissed me as if he was claiming back what it was his" -The book contains mature content-
The Vampire's Pet (Published) Book 1 and 2 by molly_grace_s
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In a world where vampires reigned, Rose had seen and experienced many horrors throughout her life. The very second she was taken, she was forced to become a pet with the sole purpose of cleaning or providing blood for vampires. ​ Her world flipped upside down when Lord Henry bought her. She had never thought that in a sea of ferocious monsters, a lesser evil existed - one who tried to save her from her demons while slaying his own. But is a love forbidden and scorned by many worth fighting for? THIS BOOK HAS 62 CHAPTERS TOTAL BUT IVE HAD TO REMOVE A LOT OF THEM BECAUSE ITS PUBLISHED ON AMAZON. SO THERE R ONLY 20 CHAPTERS ON HERE FOR VP. THERE R MORE CHAPTERS ON INKITT (slowly adding to 52) OR YOU CAN BUY THE BOOK FROM AMAZON (link in bio). THE SEQUEL OF VP IS ON HERE TO: THE VAMPIRE'S SECRET - it's after all the announcements after chapter 20 of VP. Highest rank: #1 in vampire. © copyright Molly Stegall 2017
Captive by MeleaLove
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The life of a princess isn't all that it is cut out to be. Nineteen year old Sage hates it with the passion. Running errands with her parents, dressing up, prodded and tugged around. But wait, getting caught in a trap and being held captive? Since when was that in the description for a princess?
Demon Obsession by Starry_Galaxy20
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He can hear her each breath He can see her every move He can sense her every emotion He can appear anywhere He craves her He wants her And He has her He resides in her as her fear. *** Aurora Moore a soft hearted person's life becomes a nightmare with abrupt appearance of the one whose dark presence can engulf you in the abyss of darkness, the darkness which has no escape. *** Her whimper is his music Her pain is his pleasure Her fear is his aliment And She belongs to him ----------------------------------------------------------------- Trailer of the book is by aishafanfiction. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Highest ranking- 1st rank in fantasy genre. (9-7-2017) ------------------------------------------------------------- This isn't a cliche book on obsession . It has supernatural elements in it, prophecies and unimaginable twist. It is full of magic, darkness, conflicts, suspense, supernaturalism, action, a lot of drama ,and of course, is full of romance too. --------------------------------------------------------------- This book is under constant editing.