If these don't work well your dead

ok so this is a guidebook on creepypastas and how to survive them

Read the book

A Book of the guidelines to survive the internet's deadliest killers, Creepypastas Pay attention, this may very well save your life....

Ever wonder why there're shadows lurking in the trees behind you; ever get a feeling you're being watched? Do strange things happening to you that you don't understand? If so, then you're probably being stalked by a Creepypasta. Yes, yes, it's no big deal if you don't mind being killed and what not. But if you have a survival guide on Creepypasta then you're okay, and look! Fortunately for you there's one right here! In this you can read up on the various pastas, know their background information and the weaknesses to defeat them. From the ominous Slender man to The Puppeteer. I know them all. So what are you waiting for? Read this book and plot your survival against them! ⊗⊗⊗ (Image used for the cover isn't mine and never will be!)

How exactly do you summon the creepypastas? Read this book to discover how... (Note: this is what it says. Don't pin it on me, pin it on the creators of CreepyPasta if it doesn't work) Try at your own risk :3

Funny Creepypasta things! Enjoy.

its good hope u survive : )