HOW TO SURVIVE CREEPYPASTA
If these don't work well your dead
A Book of the guidelines to survive the internet's deadliest killers, Creepypastas Pay attention, this may very well save your life....
Ever wonder why there're shadows lurking in the trees behind you; ever get a feeling you're being watched? Do strange things happening to you that you don't understand? If so, then you're probably being stalked by a Creepypasta. Yes, yes, it's no big deal if you don't mind being killed and what not. But if you have a...
How exactly do you summon the creepypastas? Read this book to discover how... (Note: this is what it says. Don't pin it on me, pin it on the creators of CreepyPasta if it doesn't work) Try at your own risk :3