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The Starbucks Hotline by extrachipper
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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]
Fred and George and the Toilers of Trouble (Year 1) ✔ by MCliffordAuthor
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*★* WATTPAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WATTPAD FEATURED STORY & 2017 WATTYS WINNER!! *★* Preceded by rumors of their prophetic birth, pure-blood twins, Fred and George Weasley, follow in the footsteps of their three older brothers by attending a school for witchcraft and wizardry. All should be well...but from the moment they enter Hogwarts Castle, the identical boys are met with high expectations, troublesome situations, a mystery fifty years in the making, and their ever-imminent expulsion. Aided by two classmates and using their newfound aptitude toward mischief-making, the twins are compelled to resolve the mystery in order to avoid being ejected from the school and excluded from practicing magic for the rest of their lives. =================== :: #55 in Fanfiction (Highest) :: Updates for FRED AND GEORGE AND THE TOILERS OF TROUBLE: Every single day, unless I've lost my marbles or I bite the dust (or some other witty, fateful idiom), until Book 7 is complete. :: Spoilers, overt negativity/hostility, and self-promotion will be deleted. :: Expect Book 2 later this year! :: MCliffordAuthor on Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat/Facebook :: This transformative work of fiction (fan fiction) is based on the creations of series author, J.K. Rowling (JKR). Portions of the text were inspired by the writings of JKR, but much is original content by author, M. Clifford. The story is non-commercial, posted without authorization or permission from JKR, and is not in any way affiliated with the Harry Potter franchise. All original content is copyright M. Clifford, 2002.
When Love Conquers Death *ON HOLD* by Winterqueen24Scar
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I woke up in a cramped box-thingy. It's very dark and how in the name of Merlin is there even oxygen in here?! Oh right. I'm a wizard. "James?!" Lily said who is beside me. "Yeah?" I answered. "It's very tight in here. I can't breath properly." She said obviously struggling to get more space. I felt my wand so I immediately blasted the lid of this box-thingy open. I pulled Lily up since it turns out that we were in a coffin six feet under- Wait, what?! **** Harry, Ron and Hermoine is starting their Fifth year in Hogwarts. Voldemort is gaining power every minute wasted and the Ministry still denies the fact the He Who Must Not Be Named is back.
Bad Chocolates (Book 1) by Snuzza14
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AU: After Pettigrew is recognized and sent to Azkaban, Sirius Black is set free and given the custody of his 9 years old godson Harry Potter, who is too happy to leave the Dursleys and live a new life with his godfather. A day before he went to Hogwarts for his 3rd year, Harry finds a beautifully wrapped chocolate box in a cupboard in the basement. Thinking it was a gift from Sirius he takes the chocolate box. But when Harry is close to death because of the poison in the chocolates, Sirius saves his godson, with the help from Remus and someone unexpected. A Sirius, Remus and Harry family story. I know the summary sucks. My first story ever. °Sequel is up; Good Intentions!! Please check it out too!° NO TRANSLATIONS PLEASE!
James and lily returned from The Death by iscoalarcon-
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What will happen when James and Lily Potter return from the dead?
Avengers Parent Problems by squishy_llama_heros
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Just a bunch of Marvel Parent Imagines! We do take requests and we like feedback! We write stories mainly about the avengers as Parents, but we do write oneshots with other Marvel Characters such as: -Team Red (Deadpool, Spidey, and Daredevil) -Doctor Strange -(Maybe X-Men?)
Avengers x Baby!Reader by BlueFuzzyElf
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Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1] by TinaX2
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Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛
I'm In Love With Fred Weasley, But I'm Snape's Daughter! by TheHalfBloodPrincess
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A HARRY POTTER FAN FICTION BOOK ONE ❝Lucy wasn't sure of many things. She wasn't sure exactly when she'd discovered she was a witch. She wasn't sure what made her eyes so green. She wasn't sure as to how her father put up with rowdy students all day everyday. Hell, she wasn't even sure as to who he mother was. But she was sure that Fred Weasley loved her.❞ Lucy Snape is the daughter of the formidable Potions Master, Severus Snape, and is in her fifth year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This is the very same year that her best friend Fred Weasley will have his last. As he and George's final days of schooling draw to a close he desperately wants to ensure Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is ready to go. With help from someone they least expected to be willing, Fred finds himself suddenly captivated by the girl he's been 'just friends' with for so long. FIND THE SEQUEL ON MY PROFILE: I'm in Love with Lucy Snape, But I'm a Weasley!
Marauders in the future {Harry Potter fanfiction} by Becks97_
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When the Marauders are slipped a time potion, they find themselves travelling years into the future, and end up in the same year as none other than Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. Will they be able to keep their identities secret? Or will they let something slip?