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Sloppy Sofa Makeouts And A Bathtub Bang (gamkar) by EuphoricInsanity
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Sloppy makeout sessions and a bit of pailing. And all the GamKar All of it... Honk :o)
amour coriace ( five hargreeves! ) by wlwrobin
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"maybe we can head to the apocalypse again as a little vacation. you know what they say... paradise!" "i cannot express to you how little i would like to do that." "stingy fucker." IN WHICH vincent leblanc, resident french asshole and externally fifteen year old (much older internally, but hey who's to judge), resurfaces after abandoning the boy he most definitely totally did not love in the apocalypse. forgiveness doesn't come easy, but betrayal does. lots and lots of motherfucking betrayal. ( five hargreeves x male!oc ) ( season 1 of umbrella academy ) ( book one of the amour coriace series ) ( no. 1 in the fivehargreeves tag 6.25.19 ) ( no. 1 in the umbrellaacademy tag 7.10.19 & 4.25.20 )
SO PAPYRUS HUH!? by myeggowaffles
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Not really sure (I'm proud to say that @broadgay drew this amazing drawing of papyrus for the cover of this book;)
Dear Fuckboi: A TomTord Satire by CommanderEgg
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Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)
soft ✃ reddie  by spaambore
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pastel!eddie punk!richie (this is not a FACK fan fiction. this is simply about the characters they play in the IT movie. they've said before that they're uncomfortable with being shipped, so don't be an ass and respect that.) - completed 5.31.18
How to Get a Boy to Like You » Scorbus  by vintagedakota
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Albus Severus Potter is the star of the Slytherin Quidditch Team. He's incredibly popular and well-liked. Although his grades aren't the very best, he's still a star student amongst the teachers. Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy is a geeky yet totally adorable Slytherin. He spends his time reading in the common room, or chatting with his best friend Rose. Rose Weasley is tired of Scorpius being angsty and moping, so she shoves a book into Scorpius's hands, hoping it will help with Scorpius's massive crush on Albus. The name of the book is simply: How to Get a Boy to Like You. It was a step-by-step book. And Scorpius planned on following every step. - Cover made my bud Julia(@tato-and-stringbean) -
Lip Lock Jinx DRARRY by RomanceeeeDrarry
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This one is not my story! The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute that can only be undone in two ways: if the caster reverses the spell on the victim, or if the victim serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he gets jinxed by Ginny Weasley and that he's in love with Draco Malfoy.
The singer's my boyfriend (2doc) by KingaMorus
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~school au~ Murdoc Niccals ruined Stuart's life, everyone in school knows it. The two could never get along, so how did they ever start dating? How could the arrival of two new students and Murdoc's quest to get them to join the band possibly bring them together? That's what I'm about to tell you. >None of the pictures belong to me, credit the authors. >This is only labeled as mature because I want to include some NSFW pictures. +at least one smut scene.
Slut. by twisted_transistor
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Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even a little more in the process. Nothing good could come out of this situation, or so Gerard thought. But a certain boy with converse and a lip piercing would beg to differ. (Ok I suck at writing intros. The story will be better, I promise...)
The Road to Recovery (Drarry) by ki_rivers
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, all students were asked to return to repeat their year for a proper education, much unlike what they received the previous year with Death Eaters as professors. After Draco helps Harry calm down after a panic attack, they quickly learn that mental and physical changes (such as Draco's dyed blue hair) were not the only changes that took place, but emotional ones as well.