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Half of the population on the earth is lazy, here are some relatable lazy problems us lazy people will recognize.

Meiko Sarutobi is the younger sister of Asuma Sarutobi, and a complete troublemaker. During the day, she is a beautiful, funny, sweet, and all around amazing girl to be around. But when night comes, she becomes a reckless teenager with a bad attitude. Her name changes from Meiko to 'Six.' Her and her friends are responsible for a lot of vandalism through out Konoha, a group known as "The Kids in The Dark." But as time goes along, Meiko is forced to finally become a ninja, but this shouldn't be that bad, right? Wrong. Meiko will face death, pain, and romance with someone that she frankly couldn't stand. Will things ever work itself out? (crappy description I knOWWWWWW IM SORRY STORY WILL BE BETTER.)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.

I'm alone. There is no one left. It's so empty. Wait I think I see someone. He's alive and so is this guy. I'm not alone there are two more. Meet Ally, The perfect girl as her whole life changes when everyone turns to ashes. She is smart, Beautiful and a master at everything even sorcery. She meets two guys Robin or Dick Grayson people call him and Klarion the Witch boy. They both have crushes on her and are struggling to find out what happened and how did they survive. This is an adventure, Romance and Action packed story that will be fun for everyone.

(Highest Ranking: 14 in Science Fiction) 1 year ago, all of humanity was changed in an instant by an event known as the Singularity, a massive shockwave of energy that encompassed the entire planet. Anyone who was exposed to it was altered on a genetic level. Some were given extraordinary abilities and powers unlike anything ever seen before. Others were mutated into terrifying creatures that now roam the Earth as monsters. Civilization has now collapsed, and humans have become an endangered species. Wren Sawyer and his younger sister Ivy are two of those endangered beings, and struggle to survive in the remains of what was once their lives, but also manage to uncover a strange mystery that will unravel the terrible truth behind the Singularity...

Living in a world where the human race is dying off faster than it can reproduce, sixteen year old Maddie Ryan has started her period, an almost guaranteed sign of fertility. Knowing it's only a matter of time before the government finds out and forces her into the life of a Breeder, where her sole purpose will be to help repopulate the earth, she is faced with a harrowing decision. Does she willingly accept her fate or take matters into her own hands and run? Both options will tear her away from the life she has always known and from those she loves most, her parents and her best friend Travis, the boy who owns her heart. For nineteen year old Travis Brennan there are only three people in this world who matter... his mother, his little sister Grace, and his best friend Maddie. Maddie's sudden disappearance not only forces him to confront his feelings for her, but leads to a chain of events that will forever alter the course of their lives. As truths are revealed and lies are uncovered, Travis and Maddie will learn that there is much more at stake than they could have ever imagined. Highest Ranking: #1 in Science Fiction!!! 2016 WATTY winner! Updating weekly on Saturdays. Includes the original, unedited Wattpad version, and the new, completely edited and published version! We hope you love it!

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Welcome to Psionic Academy, a prestigious school for those with superhuman abilities, where students expand their knowledge and train their psychokinetic powers. But there is more to the Academy than meets the eye. Despite its flawless exterior, the school faces dark threats from a ruthless and enigmatic organization. Shane lives a fairly normal, average life... until the day he realizes he is Psionic, bestowed powerful abilities ranging from Electrokinesis to Telepathy, through advanced genetic engineering. Whisked away to Psionic Academy, Shane is forced to adapt fast to a variety of new subjects, from Kinesis Training to Bondling Care. The mid-year examinations are looming, combined with the threat of a mysterious and dangerous organization called the Onyx League, who wish to control all of the Psionic world. And there is the threat within him. Will he be able to control his newfound powers? It's going to be a long year for Shane and his new friends. High school is always hard. There are tests to study for, relationships to juggle, and bullies to avoid. But if you think your school is hard, try going to Psionic Academy. Ranked #5 Science Fiction, 15/04/2018 Hit 100K reads, 20/04/2018

Heroes. Ever since they showed up, people have gone soft. They're adored, worshipped. Devotion is showered upon them like rain. It's about time someone knocks them off that pedestal they stand on, someone to crush their pillars of faith. Someone like me. A villain. It's perfect. I'll be the undoing of heroes. ≠ disclaimer: very much needs to be edited, very much needs to be less corny and very much needs to be entirely rewritten by me. if you approach it as a goofy, corny, old 2015-esque superhero book then it'll be a great time. i'll be honest and say there are no pulitzers here. completed ✓ highest rank in sf: #9 cover: @narwhelly