JAKE CLOSE THE BOOK RIGHT NOW! I PROMISE IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU'LL EVER READ! I am being forced to write in this hot pink, fluffed up diary. What is the point? To my mother, to relieve stress. Apparently, I have been acting stressful lately, and my mother thinks it was a good idea for me to write my thoughts down. Like this is going to help. Hi, my name is Wynona Smith. I am 16 years old, attending Soreman High School in a small town of Soapsburough in Ohio. High school isn't as interesting as these books tell you. It's boring and overrated. I have plenty of friends and there isn't that group of mean girls they scare you about. The awful part is that all of the boys are all old and worn out by now. I mean this by saying the girls and guys are now used to each other. There isn't that one hot jock that everyone loves, or that smart good looking braniac. It's just some guys who immaturely touch each other. So I have no idea of what this hot pink, feathered and sparkled diary will become. Maybe it'll be worth millions someday. I have no idea. But for now, I'll keep writing. For who and what? Who knows? Maybe the thoughts of a 16 year old will interest you.