This is what I think disney characters would text each other.

True things for teens u will laugh hard!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Elsa White: She's been attending Golden Ridge High for about 2 years now. She enjoys chocolate, hanging out with friends, and going to parties- like most every other girl. But she differs from the average teen in one way: secret missions. She's employed as an undercover spy for the MPA- the Mortal Protection Agency. Anything involving complex threats or problems to human kind, Elsa's got it covered, and she's never failed yet. But what happens when they hire another agent to work along side her without her consent? Warning: This story contains violence, romance, and feels. If you can't deal with any of that, then this probably isn't the story for you.

I'm not who they think I am. A docile girl who meekly obeys her stepmother and stepsisters. Some kind of sick angel who cheerfully bears their mistreatment. That's what I WANT them to think. Because then they won't suspect what I'm really up to. The ball, the prince - it's all part of my plan to come out on top. Stepmother and her demented daughters will pay for every floor I have scoured, every sneer I have borne. They don't know about the white magic, how I use it to enhance myself. They can't see that my heart is black as midnight, rotten as a poisoned apple. They're about to find out.

Okay, before you read this, I reccommend reading Boo's teenage years. But if you've already read that, then onto the summary!---------- The day is here at last. The wedding of Russel Ghanmirc and Emily Kyle's. The ceremony will be small. Just held within their vibrantly colored household. Everything is going great. The dress is elegant and pretty, the ring is where it should be, and everyone is anxiously awaiting the day. But what if it should all go wrong? On this wedding day, let it be known that history will change. Loves will be lost. Memories forgotten. People will die alone and scared. Everything from before is out the window and nothing is as you exactly remember. And it is all but the fault of one. The fault of one blue and violet spotted fuzzball who had to change his bow tie....

We've all heard the story of Sleeping Beauty. We know how she was saved by the dashing Prince Phillip, how his kiss woke her from her curse. But everything we think we know about the story of Sleeping Beauty is false. Dawn is Aurora's older sister. She spent her whole life being overshadowed by her gifted sister. But when Aurora and the rest of the castle falls into a sleeping curse, it's Dawn's job to make sure her sister wakes up. Charming Princes, witty banter, and the romance of a lifetime, 'The Sister' has it all!

A retelling of Cinderella. For years, Ella has lived under the tyrannical thumb of her stepfamily, wishing for nothing but freedom. One night, a spectacular series of events leads her to a sparkling castle and a handsome prince...but is the life they offer really what she wants? Beautiful cover by Abyss-Of-Crazy! :D

*SEQUEL TO MISSION IMPOSSIBLE* Life couldn't be better. Jack and Elsa finally graduated high school. They've conquered the most dangerous villain of all time. Pitch Black has been vanquished and all of his minions are dead thanks to them. They are now the most well known partnership in the world of secret agents. However, while this fame and praise may sound grand, it isn't. A success at this magnitude does not go unnoticed. There will always be people opposing goodness. There will always be a dark force ready to extinguish the burning flames of light.