"happy birthday!" "who the fuck are you"

Dank memes and sexual themes

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

FaceTime,texting,love

phil: oh how is your wife and children? dan: are you asking me if i am single? phil: kind of and if you are gay

Who would have thought an app could have brought two people together. Who would have thought an app could have saved someone's life. Who would have thought an app could make someone a better person. Who would have thought an app could change someone's life for the better.

Dan and Phil meet on accident but fall in love. This is a short story.

*lower case and misspellings are intended* dan is alone. he always has been. he would spend day in and day out on multiple chat websites hoping one day he indeed will find a friend. that is, until a certain boy named phil lester sends a chat request to him, and he flips his shit. some one had finally wanted to be his friend, but maybe he gets more than he had originally bargained for.

Bear: You should probably look up soon Mrs. Thomas is going take your phone away Lion: Thanks; Who r u? Highest tag: #5 in #phankik

Phillion: Hey Danosaur: who the hell are you? Phillion: your soulmate It's pretty self explanatory It's about Dan and Phil Phil messages Dan on kik They get talking Dan is 23 Phil is 28 Enjoy :D