"Sure, your are Lily. Now stop playing I need advice on how to stop-" "Getting a boner." "No, I need to know how to-" "Suck the D." "LILY!" "IM NOT LILY! You do know, you have the wrong number." Cameron Rivers called this phone number to get out of therapy, having to take medicine and other things he is forced to do. But as he calls the phone number it turns out to be a wrong phone number with a no-filter, bubbly girl named Iridescent Meadows. He offered her to be his advisor even though he didn't know her well. She accepted and they became best friends along the way. All he wanted was advice but as it turns out along the way he might just get something else too. A comedy story filled of jokes to brighten your day, advice to help everyone, friendship and possibly even more. After all she is the pencil to his broken, wrinkled up paper. Previously called "Advice for the teens"

It's always the same with that stupid "no one dates my sister" rule! No one touches her, no one looks at her, and apparently, no one even thinks about her. But what about me? Have they even thought for a second how this is completely destroying my chances at love? Does he ever wonder how much it hurts? Hello, I have feelings here! Anahi's life hasn't been a free ride-she works hard for everything she gets. But when it comes to love? It's like she's cursed. Why? Four words: James. Her. Overprotective. Brother. So, what happens when Anahi starts falling for one of his best friends? Will he actually like her back, or will she get stuck in the friend zone like she's got a VIP pass? Will James finally let her date one of his friends, or will he continue being the world's most unnecessary bodyguard?

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...

"Y/N, please tell me that I do not have a tail right now." BTS Jimin x Reader Hybrid AU Translations : Portuguese [Highest Ranking : #85 in Fanfiction]

"Our cat is a person y/n!" Your brother yelled. "Yoongi he's still the little kitten that we found four months ago!" You gesture wildly to Jin, "What does it matter! We still have to care for him!" Yoongi turned around and slammed the front door in your face. "Is he going to be okay?" the little voice behind you asked wearily. *I don't own these characters, and I was greatly inspired by @pocketbangtan and her story Honney Bunny* Started: March 17th, 2018 Ended: April 19th, 2018 (Highest Rank) 3rd in Reader x BTS, 2nd in BTS Hybrid, 1st in reader x Jin, and 3rd in Jin Centric!